Sunday, 26 April 2009

AB backtracks on No.1 claim

You misunderstood when he said he wanted to be the number one bastman in the world. What he really meant was:

“I think it is everyone’s dream to become the best player in the world. If it’s not part of your dream then you shouldn’t be playing. That’s what I meant by saying that.”

But there's something more fishy going on between him and Jacques Kallis:

“A lot of time with a guy like Kallis in the change room. He’s got a lot of experience and he has helped me a lot.”

There's something fishy going on between AB and everyone.

Graeme Smith and AB are good friends.

31 comments:

  1. Oh my GOD!!!

    AB is the slut of the team!

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  2. I also think AB's been a bad influence on his roomie

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44110000/jpg/_44110288_smith300.jpg

    It just gets more complicated... and creepy

    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/yytzdz5hUb_/South+Africa+Cricket+Fashion+Show+2008+2009/CTu7O8Lzn8M/Morne+Morkel

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  3. AB's a bad influence on everyone. That first photo is kind of creepy.

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  4. Another one of AB, this time with Nella... *tut tut*

    http://thestar.com.my/archives/2007/4/12/sports/51andre.jpg

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  5. Also, you may be interested to see a little hug between AB and your man Albie

    http://www.canberratimes.com.au/multimedia/images/full/467172.jpg

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  6. Little hug?? It looks like they're trying to fuse into one person... Hashim thinks its all just so cute

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  7. Unfortunately, all the love triangle action has lead to domestic violence.

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44128000/jpg/_44128958_sharma300.jpg

    To violence against Albie, Australia says no.

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  8. Love triangle? More like a love endecagon!

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  9. AB is very possesive of his men. I think Saffa orgy may cover it best.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b2P5XBkWcRw/SWi14vRYAdI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/vXXqg7Hzcq8/s320/team-south-africa.jpg

    And Richie, violence against Albie is never acceptable, no matter how much I like Bouch, that is a black mark against his name!

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  10. Meiko, this AB business with everyone is getting ridiculous. I swear he needs to pick one player to fondle and leave it at that.

    MG, good photo. AB always comes in from underneath and does that weird lifting thing. Albie looks like he's been hit with a battering ram.

    Richie, I never knew Boucher to be a violent one. Disappointing. And disturbing.

    Esra, AB looks like he's going to rip someone's head off there.

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  11. Battering ram? So the euphemisms start :O

    Unfortunately, every time we try to move away from this subject, AB provides us with another photo.

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  12. It's terrible. I'd stopped the Love Saga because of that, but I might just start it up again. Who knows.

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  13. Well, I just had it given the nod of approval from the most reliable of sources on this sort of matter - a gay guy. No smoke without fire! ;)

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  14. Something about this one distubs me slightly

    http://www.canberratimes.com.au/multimedia/images/full/467172.jpg

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  15. woops wrong link i meant

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo.cms?msid=653219

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  17. After doing a rather thorough search of Gallo images (yes, I'm trying to avoid doing an assignment) I found pictures of AB that involved him in more than what could be classified as enthusiastic but innocent hugging, and they involved:

    >Robin Peterson
    >Andre Nel
    >Graeme Smith - a lot
    >Paul Harris - including some gems not on here
    >Mark Boucher
    >Ashwell Prince - they seemed to be VERY friendly before
    >Morne Morkel
    >Alfonso Thomas
    >Dale Steyn - plenty of goodies here too
    >A rather reluctant Charl Langeveldt
    >Shaun Pollock
    >The whole team
    >and disturbingly, Mickey Arthur

    So yes, there IS something fishy going on between AB and everyone, or so it seems.

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  18. I wonder what Jesus would say about AB's man whoring ways?

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  19. Well, Jesus was all about the love. Especially the man love. I'm no expert, but as far as I can see it's fine to spread the man love, but under NO (read it, no!!) circumstance is it ever ok to marry your man love. Poor AB. At least he doesn't have to worry about choosing one partner for life, which is obviously why he can spread himself thin...

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  20. AB is very versatile, it seems.

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  21. You can try Amy, you can "manufacture" all these photos and "invent" all these scandals, but we will never disown AB. Never, you hear me, NEVER!

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  22. I am disturbed and am booking you in for a session with a psychiatrist RIGHT NOW.

    I'm also sending you all photographic evidence of AB whoring himself out to others.

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  23. It'll be a damn big attachment.

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  24. You think crickets bad, you should checkout footy(AFL.) This pictures from sunday nights game Melbourne vs Crows, its a shocker.

    http://www.fiveaa.com.au/site/photos/fiveaa_sports_show_gallery.aspx

    (hope the link works)

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  25. That's a cracker. Footy, however, is meant to be sweaty and grabby and men all group orgy-ing. You've got to remember cricket is meant to be the gentlemen's game.

    And at least the Dee's player is a one man kinda guy... unlike our dear AB

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  26. Anon, I've seen more crotch grabs in footy than any other sport. It's very man-on-man, "accidently" kneeing someone in the nuts and gaining possession of the ball.

    But nice stuff.

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  27. Even more fishy man love. This time on ABs own website in the form of a video;
    http://www.abdevilliers.com/videos.asp?id=6096
    Watch for the part with Farveez Maharoof

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  28. A BIG QUESTION- why do all goodlooking guys play cricket?

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  29. Well, if I had to say, they actually play AFL. And I'm not just saying that because it's the best footy code.

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