Indeed. I'm a puny (small) porn director. How else would I speak with such an authority on the topic? I have an eye for talent, and hence the pornstache and the comments that followed.
[i]Indeed. I'm a puny (small) porn director. How else would I speak with such an authority on the topic? I have an eye for talent, and hence the pornstache and the comments that followed.[/i]
People might just mind my saying so, but that hair can only belong to a crazed porn star or a C-list actor of the '70s.
That's not Sachin....That's Jacko back in the Jackson Five days.
ReplyDeleteAll he needs is a pornstache and he would have been on his way onto a lucrative alternative career ;-)
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness though, I miss his carefree batting style of yesteryear.
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Stani, I believe he'd also do Borat proud.
ReplyDeleteFark, do you think he'd have been successful at it? That is the all-important question.
[i]All he needs is a pornstache and he would have been on his way onto a lucrative alternative career ;-)[/i]
ReplyDeleteHe's doing well in his restaurant business.
http://mumbai.burrp.com/listing/bar-restaurant/19662613_tendulkars
In fact, whatever he's taken up, he's done better than his performance in cricket, post-prime years.
That's all about star power.
ReplyDeleteIf I heard KP had opened a restaurant, I'd go there. On second thoughts, maybe not. I wouldn't want to be seen there for my life.
Agree with the thoughts above.
ReplyDelete@Amy: I'm quite positive he would be. Sample these reasons:
1. In general, he positions himself at the covers.
2. He manages to somehow find the gaps.
3. He has a strange paddle sleep to lob the ball between short and deep fine leg.
4. He always manages to score.
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err... i meant to say sweep instead of sleep, but the topic is such that even the mistake makes sense! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're a funny man.
ReplyDelete"You're a funny man."err... i meant to say sweep instead of sleep, but the topic is such that even the mistake makes sense!;)"
ReplyDelete"You're a funny man."
- He is quite puny, too, albeit unwittingly.
:)
Danke.I try.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean you are indeed a man?
ReplyDeleteIndeed. I'm a puny (small) porn director. How else would I speak with such an authority on the topic? I have an eye for talent, and hence the pornstache and the comments that followed.
ReplyDelete[i]Does that mean you are indeed a man?[/i]
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on what the meaning of the word 'indeed' indeed is...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/clintonquotes.htm
[i]Indeed. I'm a puny (small) porn director. How else would I speak with such an authority on the topic? I have an eye for talent, and hence the pornstache and the comments that followed.[/i]
ReplyDeleteThose who can, do. Those who can't, direct porn.
HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteFool that was priceless! :-)
I got pwned!
and would you be interested in my next movie? there are not much dialogues though.. just something about mail and deliveries .
ReplyDeletedamn this topic's getting out of hand. Apologies!
"and would you be interested in my next movie? there are not much dialogues though.. just something about mail and deliveries ."
ReplyDeleteWhy not! I am fine with doing any kind of role, as long as I am not playing a banker.
:)
Are you both the same person or something?
ReplyDeleteI don't know about Fark, but me and him are definitely not the same person.
ReplyDeleteRight. I'm not (a) fool.
ReplyDeletejust kidding dude!
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