Sunday, 17 May 2009

Topless Albie

As per a request/dare from the ominous Anonymous. I assure you folks, I don't do this sort of thing regularly, I take my cricket incredibly seriously as you will soon find out. But if you ask, I deliver. Purely selfless:

Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you guys. Albie's in that pic alright, probably the one on the right although I couldn't say, having not seen him from such an angle before.

This is the real deal:


There were a few others, but this is the only one in which his chest was unobscured (which I believe is the sole condition of the challenge) save for a watermark. And in the other one, Andre Nel was in the background. So I just... okay. Not going to talk about it.

At least you can laugh at the ranga in this one. That's always a positive.

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56 comments:

  1. madi17 May 2009 at 11:31 pm

    albie=shirtless=DROOL

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  2. Amy17 May 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Indeed, if you say so.

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  3. J17 May 2009 at 11:37 pm

    I've seen a few sexier shots of him topless actually.

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  4. Amy17 May 2009 at 11:39 pm

    I assume you'll be sending me proof or else how will I ever believe you? Ah, you say. Good idea.

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  5. madiha17 May 2009 at 11:54 pm

    why is albie married .....i wish he was single....

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  6. Anonymous18 May 2009 at 5:15 am

    He's on facebook and adds almost everyone who asks...some excellent photos on there.

    -Heather

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  7. Mariam18 May 2009 at 2:21 pm

    woww i love albie..........!!!!!too bad he's married....n btw amy i just love ur blog...its filled wth humour n sarcasm.....n albie!!!!!he's soo hot!! so i wonder y morne has'nt appeared 4 so many rajasthan royals matches??

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  8. Mariam18 May 2009 at 2:23 pm

    hey is albie n morne's facebook account a real one or did sumone just fake it??

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  9. Mariam18 May 2009 at 2:24 pm

    hey amy i've been reading ur blg 4 a month and a half n i just love it!!!also i live in chennai n support the chennai super kings!!!

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  10. Amy18 May 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Heather, I'm afraid I'll have to refrain from cyberstalking him. I'd feel weird if I did.

    Mariam, thanks for the kind words. It's good to see someone enjoying the blog. Cheers.

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  11. Marlene19 May 2009 at 7:00 pm

    I believe Albie has some sexy wedding and safari shots on his facebook. Why doesn't Amy post a wedding shot so we can all see if his wife deserves him.

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  12. Mariam19 May 2009 at 7:08 pm

    uh...i kinda agree with marylene...

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  13. Mariam19 May 2009 at 7:09 pm

    uh...i kinda agree with marylene...

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  14. Mariam19 May 2009 at 7:11 pm

    sorry i accidentally clicked the publish ur comment button twice...

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  15. madiha19 May 2009 at 8:05 pm

    his wife is okay not as hot as albie...hes been behind her since 7th grade i was in grade 1 at tht time wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  16. Marlene19 May 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Describe her Mahida. If she's not hot people like Amy should stalk Albie and get rid of her. He's about to move into this huge new house. I'm sure there might be more deserving people to share it with him than this Marthmari character. Post us a pic of her Amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  17. madiha19 May 2009 at 9:45 pm

    firstly its madiha not mahida and yeah tht marthamari is skinny u can c her pic on facebook......how about amy actually stalking albi i wish .....he amy how bout albies wedding pix .....i'll give marthmanri morkel 2 out of 10

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  18. Kiss19 May 2009 at 10:59 pm

    2 out 10 for Albie's chick. With all the money he's earned from IPL he can get himself a decent looker. I read where he didn't have a chick so he had to look up an old schoolmate's number and get hers. He must have been desperate to get an ugly hag like her. Usually Saffa cricketers manage to attract hot chicks.

    All have girlfriends currently besides AB who has too many after him to settle on one and Smith who apparently is gay and is too ugly anyway.

    Let's start the campaign for Albie to ditch his trashbag wife for a real woman.

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  19. Mariam19 May 2009 at 11:10 pm

    i wanna c this marthamari chick.....all of thm hav girlfirends does dat mean morne is taken too??

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  20. Anonymous19 May 2009 at 11:40 pm

    I think Morne had a girlfriend and then they broke up. Amy or someone on here said that he was still a virgin.

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  21. madiha19 May 2009 at 11:44 pm

    i totally agree with u kiss .....actually i was a lil too generous to give her 2....i dont care though AB and bouch are my fav....n r u guys sure tht graeme is gay....

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  22. Amy19 May 2009 at 11:48 pm

    Guys, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. I don't particularly like the trashy comments being made about Albie's wife, seeing as none of us know her. And I've never liked judging a person based on their looks, it's quite demeaning. Where's your moral compass?

    Anyway, I won't be posting pictures of Albie's wife on this blog or talking about how much I hate her, because I don't. In fact, I don't even have photos of his wife and I don't really want to have any either.

    So hopefully everyone can cool off a little, yeah? All this mindless hating is a little overboard.

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  23. Mariam19 May 2009 at 11:58 pm

    yea.....amy's kinda rite.....i guess the hating was unfair...

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  24. Mariam20 May 2009 at 12:01 am

    nah.....graeme is not gay.....i find AB gay tho....

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  25. Mariam20 May 2009 at 12:02 am

    so amy how old u??

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  26. Amy20 May 2009 at 12:15 am

    Uh, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, but yes, mid-20s. I'll leave you to guess the rest.

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  27. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:03 am

    well...i wanted t know ......cos i keep tellin my sister bout ur blog... my sister is not a cricket fan...n i spend so much time readin ur blog dat she got curious n asked me bout it n she also asked me bout ur age n i was wonderin dat too...

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  28. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:09 am

    hey anonymous is that all u know bout morne?? come on!! give me sum details here...

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  29. madiha20 May 2009 at 6:07 am

    sorry amy dear yeah i no we guys took al lil of albies wife....i no itz not good though....
    newayz....chill
    and yeah ab's not gay

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  30. Anonymous20 May 2009 at 9:28 am

    AB's not gay, he's had a truckload of women. And what woman could resist him come to think of it. There used to be a saying among the Proteas players relating to him. Watch your back! They were concerned regarding their girlfriends straying to him. Luckily his morality prevented him from cheating on his mates.
    Graeme Smith is as camp as a row of tents but he's more into his cricket. Pity he can't make a run.Albie's woman might look like a dog but if he's happy so be it. Don't judge a book by its cover. She gave up work to look after him. Afrikaans men love that.

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  31. Mariam20 May 2009 at 1:32 pm

    i'm not sayin dat he's gay.....sumtimes i just think dat bcoz of the way he behaves around dale steyn...

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  32. Mariam20 May 2009 at 1:35 pm

    oh n i saw albie's house...the one he grew up in...!!! n his parents too!! i was just flippin across news channels n ND tv was talkin bout the 'morkel brothers'....n i happened t c his wife too....in a picture dat is...i know most of u r gonna disagree wth me.. but she's pretty...

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  33. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:03 pm

    the house is really really cozy....n his parents r old...well their father looks a little like albie n his hair is completely wite.....wen albie grows old he's look like dat..n their mom she has vry short brown hair n she wears glasses they were talkin bout their sons....they watch ipl in a small television they have at home n they cheer 4 their sons....suddenly his mom was like "go albie"...n thn thejournalist asked which son they wud support in todays match coz both their sons r playin 4 their teams their mom mariana replied dat she wud support morne n the rajasthan royals......n thn the journalist caught morne in a practice session n asked him wich son their parents wud support n he said "obviously me coz i'm the baby of the family..."

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  34. Anonymous20 May 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Mariam Morne looks a bit like a mummy's boy. Their father is 58 but looking like Albie doesn't surprise me because his father's name is Albert so you can see the connection there. There is another brother who is older called Malan.

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  35. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:09 pm

    n wen they're not watchin matches the old pictures come out....they look at old family pics ...they showed a picture of Albie n his wife... she s blond..they were also showin some pics of morne....

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  36. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:11 pm

    yea i know ...his dad n malan run some cricket academy....but they did'nt mention him..their oldest son malan...

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  37. Mariam20 May 2009 at 2:14 pm

    I hav no idea wat malan looks like.....

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  38. Morne is sex on a stick20 May 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Morne is the cutest Morkel and better than AB.

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  39. madiha20 May 2009 at 6:55 pm

    i agree with u anonymous tht if albies happy so be it we r no one to judge someone we dont know....and rate gods creation....everyones beautiful some by looks and some personality wise....SORRY MARTHMARI IF BY MISTAKE U GET TO READ THIS.....

    newayz i got my boucher and ab to be loyal to...

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  40. Anonymous21 May 2009 at 6:07 am

    Amy - fair enough. I have no such reservations mind you ;)

    And to the person who asked - yes, it is real (a friend of a friend met him once, asked him to confirm, and he did), and in fact he posts a lot of photos of the team on there (especially some HILARIOUS ones of Mark Boucher) that you wouldn't be able to get otherwise.

    Luke Pomersbach is on FB too, what a dude. Lots of fun.

    - Heather

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  41. Mariam21 May 2009 at 10:45 pm

    thnx heather...

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  42. Mariam22 May 2009 at 12:38 am

    hey evryone.....well remember i told u bout the morkel household n how i saw it on the news well here a video of it...enjoy!!! just copy paste the link and i must warn u dat there wl b an advertisement n thn the video wl start shortly n well here's the link http://www.tubaah.com/details.php?video_id=76612&mode=&type=video

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