What is it about Michael Clarke that makes you just want to punch him in the face?
We've often wondered it, but never actually questioned that basic emotion. So if you can highlight just what it is about Pup that is so irritating, you might walk away the winner today.
PUNCH.
His sycophantic nature.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like that golden haired kid endowed with all the best possible facilities and support system a kid can dream for, under-achieves, and still talk about being grounded etc, and how he came up the hard way.
ReplyDelete(I am talking about looks here. It may be just a coincidence if Clarke's character actually matches that description)
Lara Bingle... If I punch him hard enough, she'll probably realize that there are men out there who are not gel-haired, earsud wearing, underachieving, over-whining bricks of shit and go off to marry the first one of us she sees... namely me.
ReplyDeleteThis quote which I saw in the tabloid newspaper last weekend:
ReplyDeleteClarke said he was surprised to find such a commotion when he returned home from Dubai recently.
"We had eight cameras where we park our car in our garage - eight cameras!" he said.
"For me, I'm not used to it. I suppose I'm slowly getting used to it because I've been with Lara a while now, but I just laugh and think surely there's something better in the paper than me picking up dog poo off my balcony in Bondi."
Now thats just fucking crap Pup, you love the camera as much as you love yourself!
His teeth are too perfectly straight and white.
ReplyDeleteHey, First time I'm coming over to this blog. I actuallly came as it talked about Clarke and I too in my blog wrote about clarke today.
ReplyDeleteThe thing tht makes me want 2 punch him can be found out,
http://christopherdavid007.blogspot.com/2009/06/crazy-driver.html
Cheers,
P.S. I've blogrolled you.:)
His face.
ReplyDeleteI win.
Is he wearing mascara & eyeliner?
ReplyDeleteStani and Boncam... sadly I brought a magazine back in my schoolgirl days as it had this exact picture of pup on it, for no other reason than that picture. I will now go and kill myself...
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I'd still punch him nowdays!
At least you saw the light.
ReplyDeleteI do forgive you Es but you still have to kill yourself.
ReplyDeleteThe thing about Clarke is that he just seems fake - in his words, actions etc. I can't explain why it seems fake but it just does.
ReplyDeleteAlthough that does not make me want to punch him, it is a real shame that even though the Australian team is actually quite a likeable team, because their captain and vice-captain are the only two guys who have zero respect outside of Australia, the image of the entire team goes down.
bcoz he lives up to his name. like any pup, his bark is loud and irritating, and his bite on the cricket field only makes lara bingle go, "oh! so cute!".
ReplyDeletehe should punch himself in the face for being what he is, a no good, under-achieving, katich-slapped, to-be-symmo-slapped, future captain, ass wanker....
Lara Bingle. Everytime I hear family, friends, relationship from him, I want give that guy some ass whooping! Grow some balls I say!
ReplyDeletebcoz he lives up to his name. like any pup, his bark is loud and irritating, and his bite on the cricket field only makes lara bingle go, "oh! so cute!". he should punch himself in the face for being what he is, a no good, under-achieving, katich-slapped, to-be-symmo-slapped, future captain, ass wanker....
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