Monday, 15 June 2009

The reveal of Graeme Smith

This is almost funny. As I said earlier, the RealGraemeSmith account on twitter has been suspended, and we were all pretty much over it.

But now there's a FakeGraemeSmith and they are intent on telling everyone the true identity of RealGraemeSmith. Oh no! Guess what? It's me.

Like you didn't already know. So how about I make it official? I wrote RealGraemeSmith's twitter page. RealGraemeSmith was really me. Many of you already knew, but apparently it's scandalous or something.

It isn't.

Now go about your business again and don't forget to take Albie to lunch.
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17 comments:

  1. richie_14115 June 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I'm having withdrawls. It's not pretty.

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  2. Esra_Star15 June 2009 at 5:32 pm

    I did like RealGraeme, but then again I like Amy. Was it really a secret? I thought the quality of humour would have tipped everyone off that it wasn't actually Graeme.

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  3. Amy15 June 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Me too, but people were clearly offended by the sexist and racist comments he made. Funny, it was supposed to be like that. If I were really that kind of a person, I'd kill myself immediately and do the world a good service.

    The value of humour.

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  4. Rob15 June 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Sad I missed it now...

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  5. Damith S.15 June 2009 at 7:55 pm

    why amy u lil rascal

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  6. Silly Point15 June 2009 at 8:38 pm

    That's a classic Amy and I noted that you were scathing of AB and were not sure of the usual gay barbs. Lucky you knew he was gay.

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  7. Amy15 June 2009 at 10:56 pm

    Rob, well, if I may say so myself, it was bloody brilliant. 700 tweets of pure genius or something.

    Damith, I know.

    SP, but what if he isn't?

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  8. Anonymous16 June 2009 at 12:16 am

    Amy havent I told you? Smithy is bisexual. You were right on track.

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  9. Anonymous16 June 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I knew it was you Amy because the writing was of a high standard.

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  10. Anonymous16 June 2009 at 4:07 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/l3tocp

    I think Albie post this just for you. He knows how special you are.

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  11. Amy16 June 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Anon, that's pleasing to hear.

    Boncam, IT'S ALBIE AND HE'S LITERATE. That's all I ever ask for.

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  12. Anonymous16 June 2009 at 6:24 pm

    He is Afrikaans. You never make fun of his accent. Anyway, they have no excuse all Saffers had English in school. 1st or 2nd Language.

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  13. Amy16 June 2009 at 6:52 pm

    If I made fun of his accent, I'd be pulling him down to die AB's level.

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  14. Morne is sex on a stick16 June 2009 at 8:21 pm

    I wish Morne had a blog. Gosh I didn't know that Smith was bisexual I thought Amy you said he was gay. I suppose that makes him more interesting.

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  15. Amy16 June 2009 at 10:48 pm

    I didn't say anything! Everyone put words in my mouth, I just regularly post creepy pictures of players from every country, including GS.

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  16. Anonymous17 June 2009 at 2:19 pm

    AB did well last night.

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  17. Amy17 June 2009 at 4:48 pm

    He was terrible, actually. Just terrible.

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