Paul Harris & AB de Villiers: The Love Saga Hits a Bump

No, not a baby bump. AB's still a man, I'll have you know. This is a different kind of a bump. A Dale Steyn sized bump. While Paul isn't looking, AB's been sneaking in some loving cuddles with Dale, impressed by his manly abilities to wrestle crocodiles. In fact, AB and Steve Irwin once had a passionate fling on a secluded island in the Pacific Ocean, but that's an entirely different story...

For the moment, join me in calling out AB on his treachorous ways, and send Paul dozens of emails about the affair. AB and Paul Forever. With a capital 'f'.

Kind of like a trophy wife, only not.

It's okay Dale, you can tell us. What do you want to do to AB's mouth?

"AB, open your mouth wider. I love it when you look like carnival clown head. Tonight I'm throwing balls down it."

AB is trying to keep Dale to himself, but Dale's more interested in others...

Rough, but passionate. Just look at the way he clasps Dale's head.

"OMG YOU LIKE TATER TOTS TOO???"

"Dale, I love you and want to fornicate with you frequently." - Love, AB

First to the scene when it comes to congratulating Dale, that's AB for you.

AB's looking quite curvacious there. The hormone therapy is working.

if AB's already getting the oestrogen shots, where does Dale fit into this? More importantly, where does Paul fit into all of this? Stay tuned, I'll go to the ends of the world to find out the ending to this love story.

And for the photos, we have the lovely Q to thank. He has the most extensive AB/Dale/Paul photo collection in all of bloggerdom.

AB practises his mothering skills

Preparing for a lifetime of devotion to Paul, AB is shaping up his mothering skills, starting with a disobedient cricket ball.

"To the naughty corner!"

Paul Harris & AB de Villiers: The Love Saga Continues

Thanks to Q, my collection of tender moments between the pair has grown. In fact, Q was kind enough to bombard me with an assortment of Paul Harris and AB photos which I will cherish to my dying days. They are, in a word, magnificent. Epic. Spanning continents and time. And I am now more sure than ever that the love story between these two South African cricketers is a story that deserves to be told.

In a world of LGBT rights, it's not only acceptable, but my duty to present these photos to the world and make known the power of AB's love for Paul. AB and Paul. Those names will look good on a wedding invitation.

That's what I want to look like on my wedding day.

Many years on, the love still remains.

They have this one game, "Who's Flying Into Daddy's Arms?" which they will also play with their children.

"Goddamn, I love you! SMELL ME! NOW!"

AB: "Back off, Bouch, you're interrupting our private moment."

Paul is the man in this relationship.

I think I feel a Celine Dion song coming on.

AB clings to Paul's neck, feeling the passion between them.

Even in old age, they will love each other.

However, don't be fooled by all this love. There is a deep and dark force at work which threatens to overthrow their relationship. It is known by the name of Crocodile Hunter.

That is, South African Crocodile Hunter.

Paul Harris & AB de Villiers: The Love Saga

Something is going on. It can't not be going on. In fact, I seem to be seeing a lot of this lately.

A while ago, I posted a photo of AB and Paul Harris that seemed to be more than an innocent cuddle:

And now it has progressed:

Cricket is famous for its love stories. Recently, someone arrived to my site searching for "cricket man love" so it's certainly a popular topic. I want AB de Villiers and Paul Harris to have the love story that no other players could have. And I want to document it.

So if you see any more photos of these two in which they reveal more emotion than they should, send them to me or send a link. Do it for these two. Let them be the Romeo and Romeo of cricket. The Antony and Antony. Do your little bit to make their world a brighter place.