Thursday, 9 April 2009

Paul Harris & AB de Villiers: The Love Saga Hits a Bump

No, not a baby bump. AB's still a man, I'll have you know. This is a different kind of a bump. A Dale Steyn sized bump. While Paul isn't looking, AB's been sneaking in some loving cuddles with Dale, impressed by his manly abilities to wrestle crocodiles. In fact, AB and Steve Irwin once had a passionate fling on a secluded island in the Pacific Ocean, but that's an entirely different story...

For the moment, join me in calling out AB on his treachorous ways, and send Paul dozens of emails about the affair. AB and Paul Forever. With a capital 'f'.
Kind of like a trophy wife, only not.

It's okay Dale, you can tell us. What do you want to do to AB's mouth?

"AB, open your mouth wider. I love it when you look like carnival clown head. Tonight I'm throwing balls down it."

AB is trying to keep Dale to himself, but Dale's more interested in others...

Rough, but passionate. Just look at the way he clasps Dale's head.

"OMG YOU LIKE TATER TOTS TOO???"

"Dale, I love you and want to fornicate with you frequently." - Love, AB

First to the scene when it comes to congratulating Dale, that's AB for you.

AB's looking quite curvacious there. The hormone therapy is working.
if AB's already getting the oestrogen shots, where does Dale fit into this? More importantly, where does Paul fit into all of this? Stay tuned, I'll go to the ends of the world to find out the ending to this love story.

And for the photos, we have the lovely Q to thank. He has the most extensive AB/Dale/Paul photo collection in all of bloggerdom.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like this love story more than the Paul/AB one! :)

Anonymous said...

Amy, go to www.galloimages.co.za and search for Ab de villiers and dale steyn pics. There are more than 50 pics of them there! All very interesting for this love story:)

Amy said...

Interesting link, I found a load of great pics there. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Your most welcome:)

Anonymous said...

Amy, think this is just the start. AB clearly has an evil plan to make the whole team fall deeply, madly in love with him. Then, and only then, will he make his pitch for captain. Just confirmed by the fact that I can't find any photos of him snogging Graeme Smith.

In fact...seems to be making some kind of point here:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/12/30/cricketsacelebrating_wideweb__470x301,0.jpg

Amy said...

Wonder who he's blowing that kiss at.

Ankit Poddar said...

Amy,

I thought you love Albie! No jealousy there?!

Amy said...

But it's AB!

Esra_Star said...

I think this proves that AB likes to be the woman in the relationship. He's happy to be dominated by Paul and now the Saffa crocodile hunter. He'd probably roll over for Graeme too...

Anonymous said...

Sorry, thought AB was implying that Graeme:

a) was boring (surely not)

or...

b) had bad breath

Q said...

Thats one hell of a website anon!

Thanks for the mention Amy.

As for AB and Smith - here's what I found:

AB's trademark head clutch:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0a8J9QW8KT6cG/340x.jpg

In the Pool (now he hasnt been in there with Paul or Dale)

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/72300/72351.jpg

And here's Smith stopping AB from hugging anyone else:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05eQ0x19KRd2i/610x.jpg

Shorty said...

I'd like to add a certain R. van der Merwe as a potential 'friend' of AB's:
http://content.cricinfo.com/rsavaus2009/content/image/399075.html
Looks like Paul has another rival!
Also, note how AB is cupping his face!

Amy said...

This is getting to be too much. I can't even legitimately claim Paul & AB are in a relationship if AB continues cavorting with the rest of the team.

The Love Saga spins completely out of control.

Sara said...

I Am loving every bit of this love storieS!
Strange why AB is flirting with Dale and Paul, and not his best friend Morne! Or is he...??!

Amy said...

Sara, AB and Morne are over. Their fling was the reason they moved in together in the first place.

Sara said...

But they're still living together, hows it over? :)

Amy said...

AB found Paul :)

Anonymous said...

your little lame "is dale and ab gay" blog is rather sad because if you watched cricket at all you would know that ab is one of the closest fielders to were dale bowls and is usually the first to congratulate him on his many wickets...

Amy said...

Yes, actually, I do know that. AB usually fields at slip, I'm not an idiot.

But seeing as we're getting nitpicky here, how about you correct your grammar and spelling before you suggest I don't know a thing about cricket. It's "are Dale and AB gay" and also "where". I'm sick of anonymous people making derogatory comments about me when they themselves have no clear grasp of English.

I appreciate discussion, and I'd welcome your comment if you weren't quite so patronising, dear.

rhoe said...

AB (Anonymous Blogger, that is) is getting a bit touchy! Maybe "dale and Ab gayness" isnt the way to go? Are there any snide comments on the Paul/AB saga??? This may be a hot tip, Amy!

Sara said...

Nah the Paul/AB love saga is Borrring!! Just continue your good work with the AB/Dale love saga instead Amy!
I HATE Paul Thats why saying! ;)

Anonymous said...

Winehouse I wasnt looking for engish lesson, this was a cricket blog the last time I checked...i too can read a dictionary when Ive got the time! Patronising...good adjective when describing your meanless blogs!
Fyi he also fields at point...guess you didnt pick that up on your google search! Mabye you didnt spell it correctly... its P O I N T...
Is your obsession with Ab because he left you stranded on 99...? It wouldnt be the first and you sure as hell wont be the last...thats a metaphor for you bitch!
P.S...it is "is Dale and Ab gay" they both grammatically correct!

richie_141 said...

Wow. Who knew Jesus could be so angry....

Amy said...

Good one, anon. Too bad I didn't read any of it because I could barely make out what you were trying to say. Say what you will about it, grammar is still a really fucking important thing. It means people like me are able to actually read your ridiculously nonsensical comments.

Cheers, have a good one. I hope one day you become more literate. Until then, this is my blog, and regardless of what it's about, grammar has an important place here. Deal with it.

Amy said...

Just thought I'd make a general notice that it IS "are AB and Dale" and not "is". They are not both grammatically correct. One is right, the other isn't. For fuck's sake, AB and Dale are not one entity. They are separate people.

richie_141 said...

Except when they make love. Then they are one entity. Then, and only then, are you correct to ask "is AB and Dale gay?"

Amy said...

Right you are. It's important to smooth out these technicalities and establish exceptions to the rule. Yours is one.

Anonymous said...

you so lame deleteing comments like that....you know the one when i said Ab must have left you stranded on 99...
its because you had a weak comeback...
your probley this fat lonely little bitch who sits in front of her computer all day dreaming of these cricketers and has such low self esteem it makes you feel better abuseing them...why why? stranded i guess is right!

Amy said...

Actually, look up a few comments and your clever "stranded on 99" joke is there. Idiot.

Unlike AB, I don't practise censorship. Nor do I practise meaningless bashing of other people while hiding behind the safety of being known as "anonymous".

And if I'm a fat lonely bitch who sits in front of her computer all day dreaming of cricketers, doesn't that make you a fat lonely person who sits in front of the computer all day trolling on people's blogs? Yes, it does, actually. And if you'll notice, I don't ever abuse cricketers in the way you have abused me.

I am being entirely serious now when I say that if you make another senseless comment about my ugliness or something completely irrelevant to my writing or views, I WILL delete your comments. The fact that this is my blog means I don't have to associate myself with lowlifes like you. This is the last response I will ever make to you, so think about it before you comment again.

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Brad Robinson said...

your little lame "is dale and ab gay" blog is rather sad because if you watched cricket at all you would know that ab is one of the closest fielders to were dale bowls and is usually the first to congratulate him on his many wickets...