Paul Harris & AB de Villiers: The Love Saga Hits a Bump

No, not a baby bump. AB's still a man, I'll have you know. This is a different kind of a bump. A Dale Steyn sized bump. While Paul isn't looking, AB's been sneaking in some loving cuddles with Dale, impressed by his manly abilities to wrestle crocodiles. In fact, AB and Steve Irwin once had a passionate fling on a secluded island in the Pacific Ocean, but that's an entirely different story...

For the moment, join me in calling out AB on his treachorous ways, and send Paul dozens of emails about the affair. AB and Paul Forever. With a capital 'f'.

Kind of like a trophy wife, only not.

It's okay Dale, you can tell us. What do you want to do to AB's mouth?

"AB, open your mouth wider. I love it when you look like carnival clown head. Tonight I'm throwing balls down it."

AB is trying to keep Dale to himself, but Dale's more interested in others...

Rough, but passionate. Just look at the way he clasps Dale's head.

"OMG YOU LIKE TATER TOTS TOO???"

"Dale, I love you and want to fornicate with you frequently." - Love, AB

First to the scene when it comes to congratulating Dale, that's AB for you.

AB's looking quite curvacious there. The hormone therapy is working.

if AB's already getting the oestrogen shots, where does Dale fit into this? More importantly, where does Paul fit into all of this? Stay tuned, I'll go to the ends of the world to find out the ending to this love story.

And for the photos, we have the lovely Q to thank. He has the most extensive AB/Dale/Paul photo collection in all of bloggerdom.