"I'd pee on P20 before I deigned to watch it."
"K-Pee might do well in the P20."
"Piss off P20."
That last one would only work if you had an Italian accent. Oh, whatever. I don't really care anyway.
But it's a riot. Just how much T20 does England want to play? They're setting the event in June from 2010 in the hopes that the best foreign players from around the world will be available for the tournament.
England are reportedly looking to rob major banks in order to finance all these contracts for foreign players.
Giles Clark is all cheery about it:
"I'm sure it will be another exciting development in the domestic cricket season."Or is he?