My evil 6 month plan - by Doug: 1. Celebrate a full head of hair. 2. Get onto South African side and break Binga's foot. 3. Thank Advanced Hair Studios for non-surgical skin grafts and hair. 4. Celebrate 9 month anniversary of new nickname "Hairy Eagle". 5. Sneak into operating theatre to operate on Binga's foot. 6. Program ankle to not pass medical tests close to Pak series. 7. Drink Bollinger champagne and wait for phone call from selectors. 8. Get phone call from selectors telling me I'm off to UAE. 9. Call Binga and sympathise for a bit, then call everyone else and gloat. 10. Admire hair in mirror.
Born with the ability to dislike Australian cricketers, I may be well on my way to Hell, according to an irate Aussie fan. "why dont u piss off Amy S!!!!!! u dont know about australia!!!! go back to your sh1thole!!!" I have promptly returned to Sydney, where I will spend the rest of my days in hiding. It is a scary job, this blogging.