Sunday, 26 April 2009

AB backtracks on No.1 claim

You misunderstood when he said he wanted to be the number one bastman in the world. What he really meant was:

“I think it is everyone’s dream to become the best player in the world. If it’s not part of your dream then you shouldn’t be playing. That’s what I meant by saying that.”

But there's something more fishy going on between him and Jacques Kallis:

“A lot of time with a guy like Kallis in the change room. He’s got a lot of experience and he has helped me a lot.”

There's something fishy going on between AB and everyone.

Graeme Smith and AB are good friends.

31 comments:

Q said...

Oh my GOD!!!

AB is the slut of the team!

Amy said...

Tell me about it.

richie_141 said...

I also think AB's been a bad influence on his roomie

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44110000/jpg/_44110288_smith300.jpg

It just gets more complicated... and creepy

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/yytzdz5hUb_/South+Africa+Cricket+Fashion+Show+2008+2009/CTu7O8Lzn8M/Morne+Morkel

Amy said...

AB's a bad influence on everyone. That first photo is kind of creepy.

Meiko said...

Another one of AB, this time with Nella... *tut tut*

http://thestar.com.my/archives/2007/4/12/sports/51andre.jpg

The MG said...

Also, you may be interested to see a little hug between AB and your man Albie

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/multimedia/images/full/467172.jpg

richie_141 said...

Little hug?? It looks like they're trying to fuse into one person... Hashim thinks its all just so cute

richie_141 said...

Unfortunately, all the love triangle action has lead to domestic violence.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44128000/jpg/_44128958_sharma300.jpg

To violence against Albie, Australia says no.

The MG said...

Love triangle? More like a love endecagon!

Esra_Star said...

AB is very possesive of his men. I think Saffa orgy may cover it best.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_b2P5XBkWcRw/SWi14vRYAdI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/vXXqg7Hzcq8/s320/team-south-africa.jpg

And Richie, violence against Albie is never acceptable, no matter how much I like Bouch, that is a black mark against his name!

Amy said...

Meiko, this AB business with everyone is getting ridiculous. I swear he needs to pick one player to fondle and leave it at that.

MG, good photo. AB always comes in from underneath and does that weird lifting thing. Albie looks like he's been hit with a battering ram.

Richie, I never knew Boucher to be a violent one. Disappointing. And disturbing.

Esra, AB looks like he's going to rip someone's head off there.

The MG said...

Battering ram? So the euphemisms start :O

Unfortunately, every time we try to move away from this subject, AB provides us with another photo.

Amy said...

It's terrible. I'd stopped the Love Saga because of that, but I might just start it up again. Who knows.

The MG said...

Well, I just had it given the nod of approval from the most reliable of sources on this sort of matter - a gay guy. No smoke without fire! ;)

Crystal said...

Something about this one distubs me slightly

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/multimedia/images/full/467172.jpg

Crystal said...

woops wrong link i meant

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo.cms?msid=653219

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The MG said...

After doing a rather thorough search of Gallo images (yes, I'm trying to avoid doing an assignment) I found pictures of AB that involved him in more than what could be classified as enthusiastic but innocent hugging, and they involved:

>Robin Peterson
>Andre Nel
>Graeme Smith - a lot
>Paul Harris - including some gems not on here
>Mark Boucher
>Ashwell Prince - they seemed to be VERY friendly before
>Morne Morkel
>Alfonso Thomas
>Dale Steyn - plenty of goodies here too
>A rather reluctant Charl Langeveldt
>Shaun Pollock
>The whole team
>and disturbingly, Mickey Arthur

So yes, there IS something fishy going on between AB and everyone, or so it seems.

Esra_Star said...

I wonder what Jesus would say about AB's man whoring ways?

richie_141 said...

Well, Jesus was all about the love. Especially the man love. I'm no expert, but as far as I can see it's fine to spread the man love, but under NO (read it, no!!) circumstance is it ever ok to marry your man love. Poor AB. At least he doesn't have to worry about choosing one partner for life, which is obviously why he can spread himself thin...

Amy said...

AB is very versatile, it seems.

achettup said...

You can try Amy, you can "manufacture" all these photos and "invent" all these scandals, but we will never disown AB. Never, you hear me, NEVER!

Amy said...

I am disturbed and am booking you in for a session with a psychiatrist RIGHT NOW.

I'm also sending you all photographic evidence of AB whoring himself out to others.

richie_141 said...

It'll be a damn big attachment.

Anonymous said...

You think crickets bad, you should checkout footy(AFL.) This pictures from sunday nights game Melbourne vs Crows, its a shocker.

http://www.fiveaa.com.au/site/photos/fiveaa_sports_show_gallery.aspx

(hope the link works)

richie_141 said...

That's a cracker. Footy, however, is meant to be sweaty and grabby and men all group orgy-ing. You've got to remember cricket is meant to be the gentlemen's game.

And at least the Dee's player is a one man kinda guy... unlike our dear AB

Amy said...

Anon, I've seen more crotch grabs in footy than any other sport. It's very man-on-man, "accidently" kneeing someone in the nuts and gaining possession of the ball.

But nice stuff.

Crystal said...

Even more fishy man love. This time on ABs own website in the form of a video;
http://www.abdevilliers.com/videos.asp?id=6096
Watch for the part with Farveez Maharoof

Amy said...

O_O

madiha said...

A BIG QUESTION- why do all goodlooking guys play cricket?

Amy said...

Well, if I had to say, they actually play AFL. And I'm not just saying that because it's the best footy code.