Until now, they've been the most famous people their girlfriends have ever met. But that's all about to change, because when the IPL comes to town, their girlfriends are going to be entertaining VIPs, including Bollywood stars.
I've already received quite a few hits for "how to kill shahrook khan" and "get shahrook away from sharmone" in the past hour. I'm thinking that's Jacques. As for Dale, he has a more passive way of expressing his concerns. This weekend, he's going out and wrestling a few crocodiles. Maybe even leaving a fake suicide note to remind Jeanne Kietzmann she'd better not leave him for some egotistic Bollywood actor.
KP's also going to turn up with his wife tomorrow. She's sick of dancing on ice and they want some alone time now.
SRK is eyeing them hungrily. Jacques is trying to lose weight fast.