Andre told the BBC:
"You could see the way South Africa were thinking that I wasn't going to get a chance. You can't sit around wanting to play for your country. This is the best decision for my family and career. It was a big decision to make to retire from international cricket but it's probably the right time for me to move on and start somewhere else. I can't wait to get started now."
Not very scary, but then he starts talking Gunther:
"Gunther's doing quite well. He's calmed down a lot but I think he'll come out a few times during the season to entertain people."
Andre will flick a switch, and out pops Gunther. It's like being permanently pregnant with a psychotic maniac. That wants to entertain people.
Gunther, not Andre.