This is almost funny. As I said earlier, the RealGraemeSmith account on twitter has been suspended, and we were all pretty much over it.
But now there's a FakeGraemeSmith and they are intent on telling everyone the true identity of RealGraemeSmith. Oh no! Guess what? It's me.
Like you didn't already know. So how about I make it official? I wrote RealGraemeSmith's twitter page. RealGraemeSmith was really me. Many of you already knew, but apparently it's scandalous or something.
It isn't.
Now go about your business again and don't forget to take Albie to lunch.
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I'm having withdrawls. It's not pretty.
I did like RealGraeme, but then again I like Amy. Was it really a secret? I thought the quality of humour would have tipped everyone off that it wasn't actually Graeme.
Me too, but people were clearly offended by the sexist and racist comments he made. Funny, it was supposed to be like that. If I were really that kind of a person, I'd kill myself immediately and do the world a good service.
The value of humour.
Sad I missed it now...
why amy u lil rascal
That's a classic Amy and I noted that you were scathing of AB and were not sure of the usual gay barbs. Lucky you knew he was gay.
Rob, well, if I may say so myself, it was bloody brilliant. 700 tweets of pure genius or something.
Damith, I know.
SP, but what if he isn't?
Amy havent I told you? Smithy is bisexual. You were right on track.
I knew it was you Amy because the writing was of a high standard.
http://tinyurl.com/l3tocp
I think Albie post this just for you. He knows how special you are.
Anon, that's pleasing to hear.
Boncam, IT'S ALBIE AND HE'S LITERATE. That's all I ever ask for.
He is Afrikaans. You never make fun of his accent. Anyway, they have no excuse all Saffers had English in school. 1st or 2nd Language.
If I made fun of his accent, I'd be pulling him down to die AB's level.
I wish Morne had a blog. Gosh I didn't know that Smith was bisexual I thought Amy you said he was gay. I suppose that makes him more interesting.
I didn't say anything! Everyone put words in my mouth, I just regularly post creepy pictures of players from every country, including GS.
AB did well last night.
He was terrible, actually. Just terrible.
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