Collingwood for captain

The English World T20 squad has been announced, and Colly's heading it. If you thought Rob Key, you thought wrong. He's in the squad of course, and so is James Foster as wicketkeeper, but he's just not captain.

England are finally giving their poached Irishman Eoin Morgan a game.

Napier's on the list.

And apparently Samit Patel is still too fat for cricket. Good days.

The squad: Paul Collingwood (capt), James Anderson, Ravi Bopara, Stuart Broad, Andrew Flintoff, James Foster, Robert Key, Dimitri Mascarenhas, Eoin Morgan, Graham Napier, Kevin Pietersen, Owais Shah, Ryan Sidebottom, Graeme Swann, Luke Wright

Who is Graham Napier?

Alright, we all knew who he was anyway but I just needed to say it, that's all.

This is Graham Napier:

There are many who may believe Graham Napier became an overnight sensation when he achieved a world-record for sixes hit in a Twenty20 innings (16) on the evening of 24 June 2008. Yet such recognition has been a long time in the making for a cricketer who has always had the potential to thrill a crowd with either bat or ball.

Almost as bad as Jacques Kallis' site. At least he doesn't call himself unflappable.

In case you think Napier has become sidetracked by all that fame, think again:

He is now able to take the plaudits in his stride where many may have become sidetracked by such new-found fame. Since his 152 not out in the Twenty20 Cup against Sussex Sharks, life has been just that little bit different for the Colchester-born cricketer, such is the clamour for the attention of a much sought-after individual.

Fuck. What is this? What buffoon wrote this for him and what buffoon would let someone write this for him?

This is on his site, no joke.

When Harbhajan is promoted up the order

You know the world is coming to an end.

I mean, seriously, who lets Harbhajan think that he's their first choice for being promoted up the order to save the team after the loss of a wicket? And after the loss of ONE wicket? I didn't think anyone would want to boost his ego anymore than it currently is.

Luckily, he gets out for 6.

Even Agarkar manages a wicket. And Tendulkar's wicket too. Maybe SRK leaving had something to do with it.

Go Duminy.

Is there anybody out there taking Graham Napier's record seriously?

How is Mumbai struggling against Kolkata? WTF.

Mumbai did well to get past 130. All thanks to Duminy, of course.

And apparently it's 148 Mumbai get to. Nice. Kolkata will collapse in the face of even that score.