Tuesday, 7 April 2009

The Three Cs of Kevin Pietersen

Cricket
Charisma
Cockiness

Kind of like Jacques' morals: Control, Focus, Implement and Honesty, only better. These are the three rules KP lives by. Every morning when he wakes up, he stands in front of the mirror and chants the words at himself: "Cricket, Charisma, Cockiness. Cricket, Charisma, Cockiness. CRICKET, CHARISMA, COCKINESS."

I should know because he told me.

4 comments:

Dave said...

Not sure about cockiness - maybe just cock.

Amy said...

Right you are. I was wondering how Jessica would fit into all this.

Damith S. said...

Cricket, Charisma and Cock.

I wonder what people think when they over hear those words being chanted.

I bet he points the finger at the mirror and goes.

'Who da man? You Da MAN'

Amy said...

Imagine if he muttered it to himself on the field? As he walks to the crease, "Cricket, Charisma, Cock." When he hits a fifty, he doesn't just roar, he roars "COCK!!!!" at the bowler.