He's a simpering fool now and I hate his new hairstyle. He is now one of the ugliest men in cricket with you guessed it, the obese SA skipper topping the mark.
Stani, the rumour is that Ricky stole it to wear himself, so there you go.
Anon, you guys really hate Graeme Smith. I'm disappointed, I always thought he had comedic value. I would mention something about Captain Courageous here but then that'd blow my cover.
See, there you go taking the piss out of me again. One day I'll disappear Ames because of all your below the belt stuff. My crown jewels can only take so much.
And when I go, like a dodgy boomerang, I will not be coming back. You will ask yourself....where's that freaky bastard gone, I really miss him?
I bring a light and cheer into people's lives and ask for nothing in return. This is humanitarianism, philanthropism and altruism of the very highest order but what do you do? Just make fun of me.
Well carry on. Soon I'll just be a wonderful memory.
Oooo that was brave of you. I don't wanna cause you heartache so I'm staying for now. BUT, you need to show me some love as I have already been contacted by that person who told you to f**k off back to that s**t hole you come from, asking me to comment on his blog. He says I'd be appreciated more there.
I've had various other offers too...for comments that is.
Born with the ability to dislike Australian cricketers, I may be well on my way to Hell, according to an irate Aussie fan. "why dont u piss off Amy S!!!!!! u dont know about australia!!!! go back to your sh1thole!!!" I have promptly returned to Sydney, where I will spend the rest of my days in hiding. It is a scary job, this blogging.
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I liked pup with hair. Or maybe I was still innocent and he didn't piss me off...can't be sure!
You mean you liked Pup when he was pudgy. Admit it.
Is he cold or excited Ames? Must of left his sports bra in the dressing room.
He's a simpering fool now and I hate his new hairstyle. He is now one of the ugliest men in cricket with you guessed it, the obese SA skipper topping the mark.
Stani, the rumour is that Ricky stole it to wear himself, so there you go.
Anon, you guys really hate Graeme Smith. I'm disappointed, I always thought he had comedic value. I would mention something about Captain Courageous here but then that'd blow my cover.
Ok so guilty I liked pudgy, fake blonde, tat and lara free pup. Now he's just a pansy pushover. How I wish Katich had choked him harder...
Oh and Stani there are much better man boob examples in the cricketing world.
Esra!
Now we know what you do in your spare time.
I'm not really a man boob man though. I like hands....women's of course. Boring hey?
Esra, whatever you say, dear Clarke expert. Brush up on your Pup knowledge so I can throw hard questions at you when the need arrives.
Stani, please, I think we all know what side you bat for.
How could you Ames! It's against my religion.
Plus, you're the one who keeps getting out 'hit wicket'
Ha ha, you're hilarious.
Really, you are. Don't stop.
See, there you go taking the piss out of me again. One day I'll disappear Ames because of all your below the belt stuff. My crown jewels can only take so much.
And when I go, like a dodgy boomerang, I will not be coming back. You will ask yourself....where's that freaky bastard gone, I really miss him?
I bring a light and cheer into people's lives and ask for nothing in return. This is humanitarianism, philanthropism and altruism of the very highest order but what do you do? Just make fun of me.
Well carry on. Soon I'll just be a wonderful memory.
Do Poms always talk about boomerangs with a degree of familiarity? Must be the annoying ones only.
You were saying? About leaving?
Oooo that was brave of you. I don't wanna cause you heartache so I'm staying for now. BUT, you need to show me some love as I have already been contacted by that person who told you to f**k off back to that s**t hole you come from, asking me to comment on his blog. He says I'd be appreciated more there.
I've had various other offers too...for comments that is.
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