I mean, seriously? Where is her integrity gone now? She fucked it all up, or what was left of it, in one final post.
One more reason to pretend the IPL never happened, apart from the shit ugly trophy and Lalit Modi's beautiful eyes.
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Just not cricket is it Ames?
You just made me read that... I had to go bath afterwards.
"Every journey has an end. I guess that's the beauty of any journey." WTF? Closet writer? Someone padlock the closet quick!
...and they're not his eyes, far from being "beautiful", they're actually hypnotic mesmerising devices developed by the BCCI to get people to sign multi-million dollar contracts.
No, they're beautiful eyes. Soulless and all-consuming, vacuuming up any spirit inside you before you can finish saying "IPL sucks".
Just as I thought, he's got you too.
On a serious note, even though you're joking about you and Lalit, how do you manage to keep your appetite with a thought like that? Or is this some kind of new diet regime?
More the fact that I know it is in no way true or going to come true. It's getting quite disturbing so I might as well stop.
I think calling him soulless is a step in the right direction.
They look just as ridiculous - although not quite as sexy - as the Australians posing with the ashes.
You're right about that. The sexy effect, or whatever they were going for in that photo, is lost on me completely.
Yes Ames. Let's move on from this. I mean it's not like I'm jealous of the competition....I mean come on!
I was just worried you may lead him on. Just imagine Lalit starts reading all that stuff without acknowledging that you were joking. He may fall for you. In no time he'll be private jetting over to Aus and harassing you.
Mischief Gals? Why not just call themselves slags?
You know what gals is backwards Ames?
Some would say it's a coincidence; I say the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Well, "gals" backward actually spells "slag" so only one of them is a slag, sorry.
The others are probably Mis and chief.
Which one's the slag then?
I couldn't say, but the one on the left may be an 80 year old in disguise.
Is that why she has to lean on the stumps? Good observational skills batman!
People often say that about me, thanks.
What? that you're an 80 year old in disguise?
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