Anyway, onto more pressing news:
His consistency is due largely to the fact that the fat fuck doesn't leave the crease and rather unflappably spends hours there, working tirelessly for his team's cause. Remember Kallis' website? I do.
Well, at least you know what kind of a player Andrew McDonald wants to be. He probably thinks he's well on the way to greatness, with a role model like that.
If every all-rounder wanted to be like Jacques Kallis, would anyone still watch cricket?
"...Yes."
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He's a very attractive man is Ronald.
Yes, if I saw him in a pub, I'd most certainly do him. Any woman would when she caught sight of such hair. The allure of rangas. He's so attractive, he must have to fight to keep the ladies away away him.
I took a Facebook Quiz about "What type of cricketer you are?" and the answer was "Jacques Kallis.
I was demoralized to such an extent that I at once decided not to take up any more quizzes.
I was always a Sehwag-type batsman who survived for a time lesser than it takes to bowl an over. What an insult!
Have you ever considered it was referring to your ability to pick up hot chicks?
Ah, bet you never thought about that. It was really a compliment in disguise. Several thick, muffling layers of diguise.
No, I didn't give a thought about that. I am not ready to have a sister who is a cheerleader.
In real life ofcourse, I have been ineffective at picking up chicks, let alone hot chicks.
You just haven't met the right cheerleaders.
I think the ranga's statement is another reason why he shouldn't be allowed in the ashes squad. I have nothing against rangas but McDonald is shit.
I once dyed my hair red, true story. I never heard the end of it.
But seriously, having McDonald in the Ashes is like putting a halfway decent person in who doesn't seem to have any real talent in any particular thing. Australia have got better all-rounders.
I got into the zoo for free last year when they had Ranga month due to a shitty job done by the hairdresser.
Would be better with no allrounder and another batter like C Ferg. If we have to have an allrounder lets use a fake like Mitch...
What kind of a zoo has ranga month? Very interesting.
Adelaide zoo and let me tell you a free promo had all the rangas coming out into the sunshine!
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