A follow-up to my previous post:
Because Johnny can't bowl for shit.
I cannot possibly even begin to imagine how many times that footage has been replayed in various places. It's infamous beyond belief.
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Howard took Australia to war in the Middle East. I don't like Howard....almost as much as I don't like the IPL.
Johnnie is a chucker. That's why we replaced him with K Rudd!Plus he is much funnier at cricket humour if the previous post is anything to go by.
That Howard footage has been around for a while now.
Esra Star, I don't wanna be mean and I'm a lovely thing really (Amy can vouch for this), but your name backwards; did you do that on purpose? Cos if you did, it's genius.
Stani, my friend it takes a genius to understand a genius. It's how you sneak it through the system!
Anon, yep I did know that. That's why I've seen it all of fifty times.
Esra, you cheeky arse. But I ask you, what does the underscore have to do with it, eh? You explain that to me and then we'll see just how clever that name is.
Stani, stop looking at names backwards... INATS. Oh yes, I'm onto you.
Amy you guess what the underscore has to do with it and you can be a genius like Stani and I!
Whatever, Mensa have gotten in contact with me already.
Thank you Esra, I knew you must of meant it.
Amy, didn't I tell you "You may hear me, but note that you do not see me".
As for the underscore, Esra's space bar doesn't work so everything_has_to_be_like_this insteadoflikethis.
I apologise for playing with names Ames (I didn't mean to rhyme that). You see, ever since Billy Shakespeare said "what is in a name...", I've been determined to show him that there's quit a lot. That and the fact that I have lots of stuff going on in my head so I try to use it positively.
INATS....That was good Ames! I needed a mirror to work that one out. Mensa are probably gonna ask you for mine and Esra's contact details as I presume it's why they got in touch with you. Tell them that we couldn't give a esrA staR.
Funny, very funny. I'm changing that little note in my sidebar for a week in your honour.
Stani you're a crack up. Comedic genius as well...wow Mensa are gonna love you!
Thank you once again Esra....and you are right, it takes one to know one. If anyone does call you ratS arsE, tell me, I'll hunt them down, pull their finger nails off with pliers and sprinkle salt over them....or, feed them laxative and glue their lips to their backside. You can choose.
Ames, never could such an honour befall a man. I am truly honoured. One whole week! Wooooo. This is the stuff CVs are made of. It takes someone special to make the word bastard mean a compliment but to do it with such ease!?!?
It does look lovely I must say. Are you gonna go back to the original after a week or think of a completely new one?
The significance of your tribute will not go unnoticed here Ames.
(Just to clear things up - it's bastard on week days, bitch on weekends)
Relentless, that's what you are.
I'll go back to the old one because it fits in with the opera glasses theme. But I'm tempted to question your masculinity there forever.
How can you question my masculinity Amy? Shall I tell everyone what I'm talkinng about? Exactly!
If there's anyone who knows I'm all man it's you. I didn't want to say anything but you forced my hand.
I do remember that night now that I think about it. Was it just me or were you very small?
Questioning your masculinity, however much you try to avoid it.
See, you're getting me mixed up with AB again.
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