"Ah, well, I'm in Port Elizabeth, you know... training. With Kings XI. So they need me, right? Australia have a wealth of bowlers to draw upon, but I'm concerned with fulfilling the obligations of my IPL contract. Also... they didn't want to confuse anyone into thinking Brett was back because I'm also a Brett. So sometimes it gets a little hard for spectators, we try to keep that in mind."
Following this, when asked why Shane Harwood would be filling in for the 4th ODI before Stuart Clark took the mantle for the 5th:
"ARGH!!! I'm going to eat you, selectors... just kidding."