Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Sexy sexy Graeme

Peachy Maiden has noticed a fascinating photo of Graeme Smith and JP Duminy. Now, we know you're supposedly alpha male and all, but forcing yourself on a new player doesn't seem to be the best idea in the book, Graeme. This isn't a prison, it's a cricket pitch.

"Hello, JP, I notice you're cornered there. HERE'S A SURPRISE."

Maybe this explains why AB is so positive. He was traumatised for life the first time Graeme approached him in the dressing room.

18 comments:

Esra_Star said...

This picture just shows how suspect the entire South African team is. If it isn't AB, Paul, Graeme, JP or Dale... who next? Surely no one would be getting any Jacques love!

Amy said...

He reserves that specially for Shamone (or "Sharmone", according to his website).

French Sydneysider said...

Maybe that's Graeme's way to convince the world he's just not into Chelsy Davy??? ..

I think I will have nightmares tonight...

Amy said...

...In which Graeme leans over you and violates you in ways you'd never thought possible?

French Sydneysider said...

Ew ew ew!!! Please, please, please, noooooooooooo! Now I don't even want to go to sleep now!!!

Amy said...

Are you saying that's not an attractive prospect?

French Sydneysider said...

Not in this life! Mind you he could be traumatised by the experience too :) So for my own sake and his, let's not make it happen.

missjane said...

Well I wouldn't mind them nightmares... I'd get in serious trouble from Miss Field tho.

Perhaps they're sharing pheromones. You know, for bonding.

Alternatively, Duminy is attempting to find out whether Smith is in fact a Goa'uld... it would explain the whole batting with injuries thing.

Amy said...

Well, I haven't seen the creepy eyes yet so I'm assuming we're safe.

Graeme's growing a little tubby lately. He might not even be able to bend over you, sadly.

missjane said...

Well in that case praps its an Alien (tm) getting ready to bust out. Naturally if this occurred during a match Graeme would continue batting before collapsing (stoically) from loss of blood.

Paul and AB seem to do ok without too much leaning.

Anonymous said...

Thats not JP, It Amla. Look at the pic closely, the bald person has beard!

Amy said...

Oh goodness! It looks so much like Duminy, I can't be sure. Is the beard part of the shorts in the background or actually a beard?

I'm inclined to think Amla, but does he wear a chain around his neck? This is very strange.

Anonymous said...

Well its not part of the shorts, as the shorts' colour is blue, and the beard is black.
That pic looks very confusing!

Lisa said...

Biff does seem to think that sexual assault is a good form of bonding. JP up there, Morné here

Amy said...

Pinch, pinch.

Poor Morne.

Anonymous said...

Is Graeme's sexuality suspect? - there are certain rumours you know.

Amy said...

Well, he does touch every player whenever he gets the chance, so I suppose there's a case for that.

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