South Africa to host the IPL

Somewhere in a closet inside my house, Albie hears the news and smiles gleefully. Excellent, he says, MORNE'S GOING DOWN. LET'S SEE WHETHER HE GETS CALLED THE NEXT LANCE KLUSENER!

Meanwhile, Morne is still crying in AB's arms after being dropped from the SA squad for the last test match. Deadrubber? he says. What deadrubber? Rub my back, AB.

So it's official. South Africa are staging the IPL. No big news actually, seeing as everyone was expecting it. I wonder how many people will turn up to the matches. It should be fairly amusing.

"Yes! My turn to be the successful brother!"