I am going to be in South Africa for the opening ceremony of the IPL. I will be spinning around in giant wheels, breathing fire, and cavorting with Bollywood stars.
Born with the ability to dislike Australian cricketers, I may be well on my way to Hell, according to an irate Aussie fan. "why dont u piss off Amy S!!!!!! u dont know about australia!!!! go back to your sh1thole!!!" I have promptly returned to Sydney, where I will spend the rest of my days in hiding. It is a scary job, this blogging.
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