Apparently I should get back to "using my vibrator and stop trying to get off on cricket".
Apparently I'm a failed journalist (who then decided unemployment and blogging was the thing for them?)
Apparently I'm a stupid bitch who should stop writing about cricket.
Apparently I'm not entitled to an opinion, and everything I say must be backed by statistics and proof.
Apparently I'm a woman and therefore I have no right to be interested in cricket.
Apparently there's a South African out there who hates my disgusting female guts.
Apparently I haven't already had to put up with this shit before in my life.
You know what that makes me want to do?
Blog about cricket.
15 hours ago