"Listen, uh, I'm dropping out of this, mate... Ricky, what's wrong? Stop crying, I'm on the phone... So I just wanted to tell you guys. When can we arrange an... Pup, you weren't that bad... Yes, you did get better than me. No need to rub salt in the wound, will you let me get on with this call? Right, sorry about that, what was I saying? When can we arrange a press conference for this news? Why aren't you responding? ...No thanks, Bracks, I'll pass on the pink cupcakes... Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? It's me, Mike. I want to drop out of the IPL. Hello? HELLO?"
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