Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Is Graeme Smith gay?

Just wondering, have I ever explicitly said Graeme is gay?

I honestly can't remember but I'm getting the odd feeling that maybe I've said it before from reading all your comments. So if I have, please enlighten me. I'd just like to have an idea of exactly what it is I said. He probably isn't, anyway.

Oh, and will you look at that? Graeme Smith is on Twitter. Dum di dum.

100 comments:

Megan said...

I'm sure you said it, or at least confirmed it. I know I read it here first.

Anonymous said...

Surely that's not the real GS on twitter, it has to be a satire, otherwise he's a bigger cock smoker than I thought.

Definitely gay btw.

Fark said...

I don't know about this one. Wasn't there some recent article of his girlfriend being some other popular dude's gf too?

Here's a true story: A friend of mine shared the same flight with Smith and the gang when they were touring India a few years back. Basic takeaways:

1. All a bunch of real nice, friendly fellows
2. Their WAGS are mercury-hot. (This is confirmed thanks to the recent IPL thingy - SA women in general look hotter. something in the water.. Drool ...more water)

Fark said...

After some exhaustive and detailed research research (google- 2 min) :

1. WikiAnswers.com actually has a question :" Does Graeme Smith have a girlfriend?"
Ans: No

2. It was Prince Harry's ex gf it seems. So Smith's got some "royal" leftovers :-)

J said...

Wasn't it Chelsy Davy? But they never hooked up. Now she is meant to be with some other bloke, Dan Philipson who is a playboy. Smith came out straight away and said that he wasn't interested. If you google is Graeme Smith gay? It comes out as yes. Try it!
The SA women seem to be pretty hot. The fact that Smith can't get one is a message in itself.

Amy said...

Ah, okay. So does this mean I've ever said he's gay or just posted incriminating photos suggesting this?

Anon, do you wish the twitter account were real?

Fark said...

"Is Graeme Smith gay?"


- Ajit Agarkar feels everyone in the world is bi-sexual since all of humankind fantasize about him.

poopsie said...

He is no gay, but his boyfriend is

boncam said...

Well he looked very gay when he caught out the last Pakastani!

Amy you never said it, directly. We read between the lines.

That twitter page is obviously fake. I doubt that he is a Saffer. My first guess would be that Cricket with Balls started the page.

Dawid said...

Amy why don't you stick a microphone in front of him and get the scoop of him 'coming out'?

Anonymous said...

Is he the first openly gay cricketer Amy or are there others I have missed??? Perhaps it is because in previous times this topic was taboo.

Anonymous said...

Chelsy's not a Saffer, she's from Zim.

Esra_Star said...

This topic is too amusing, not sure if its the Twitter talk (He's captain courageous for fucks sake!) or the fact that you've never called him a faggot Amy.

The 80,000 anonymous people who visit, with a hatred of Graeme have announced that he likes blokes.

Post an photo to help people decide, there are too many to chose from! :)

Anonymous said...

Amy has said it all through her photos. Out of all in the team methinks he'd fancy AB the most. He also seems partial to JP Duminy.

Fark said...

It's Albie's little bro. Here's the proof :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isb54zdqF5Q&feature=channel_page

Silly Point said...

Who could forget him poking Morne but I think he was appointed leader of the team to support CSA's inclusive policy. First there was transformation and then they had to take care of people with different sexual orientation to the mainstream. Smith ticked that box. It's why he kept his job when things weren't going well.

J said...

That inclusive bit is funny enough to be true with CSA.

Amy said...

It's a shame he isn't black either. That would tick two boxes.

And so at least I have confirmation that it's the photos that have made people think I've said Graeme is gay. I was beginning to wonder whether I'd drunkenly called him gay or something.

But if it's the photos that do it, why not the hordes of people calling AB gay? Yeah, answer that one, folks. How many suspicious photographs of AB de Villiers have I posted in my blind hatred of him?

Fark said...

There is no Fark. There is no Amy. There is no Megan or Esra or Anons. We are all but figments of HIS imagination.

boncam said...

Thanks, Silly Point. That explains a lot.

Amy said...

Boncam, I have some suspicions as to who started that twitter page but I can't be sure.

Oh dear, Esra don't laugh.

Cricket Lover said...

AB looks sus in the photos but his religion precludes him from carrying through any gay proclivities whereas Smith can go for it. But Amy apart from the photos I would swear that you have called Smith gay before or implied, or referred to him as such or indicated obliquely or indirectly, circumvented the matter, hinted at, gone the circuitous route. Do you get the drift?

Amy said...

Yeah, if I called AB and Paul gay, I probably hinted that Graeme was too.

But in all of this, I never directly said "Graeme Smith is gay". That's all I was wondering. It was almost like people put words in my mouth, so I wanted to clarify that I myself have NO IDEA whether he's actually gay. There's no way I can confirm it is all.

boncam said...

Who is The Real Graeme Smith?

Who do you think started the page?
The timing is a bit off with SA time (England time as well).

Anonymous said...

I love this topic. I always thought he looked camp so I am glad to have my suspicions confirmed. I will see if I can get a link to him poking Morkel in the bum which people said he did.

Amy said...

Ah, that's what I was talking about. What do you mean "have your suspicions confirmed". When people say that, I wonder whether I actually know enough to confirm it. For the sake of humour, we might say he's gay, but as for real confirmation, wouldn't he have to come out?

Boncam, I'm quite sure I couldn't say who.

boncam said...

Anon, I still don't know, I dont like GS so I joke around about it, like Amy said its fun. Maybe he is just bi like the Graeme wannabe on twitter.

Amy said...

Bi, you say? Interesting.

But yeah, I'm not actually saying that he's definitely gay or anything. A lot of the saffa players are touchy-feely, Graeme included. You can joke about it but you can never be sure.

Anonymous said...

That Graeme on twitter is bizarre. He wears enough pink shirts, the real Smith to be suggesting that he is trying to come out gently. But my money is on him to cover it up by marrying eventually. They reckon the relationship with Slinky Minky was a sham because of all the rumours surrounding him being a confirmed bachelor.

rahul said...

Graeme's twitter acc looks more like your handiwork Amy :D

BTW, could you somehow similarly generate one for AB and ROFL. Please!!!

lastly, do i get to follow you on twitter?

Esra_Star said...

I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, I'm really not! ... oh fuck you know I am Amy.

Man love and sports are a bit of a given, show me a sport that doesn't have touchy feely blokes!

Amy said...

Anon, I didn't really know much about it except that he'd somehow snagged possibly the hottest woman in South Africa.

Rahul, just WHAT are you suggesting there? What could possibly compel me to... to...

Esra, badminton.

Anonymous said...

Rahul is on to something...

ROFL on twitter is a great idea. But its easy to spot a fake, coz they dont use the Saffer slang.

Anonymous said...

Amy? Why create a page for Graeme? I would have thought you'd pick your mate AB. Unless you are trying to fool us....

Amy said...

I'm not fooling anyone. In fact, I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

Anonymous said...

I just wish he'd come out soon. I'm pleased that Amy's blog was the first to come out with the scoop though.

Anonymous said...

My solution to this question is that he's probably asexual. He's into himself and cricket.

rahul said...

why have you stopped tweeting Amy? we are eagerly waiting to hear from the real Graeme Smith :)

Amy said...

That's assuming I do write it.

Anonymous said...

I think it's you, it sounds like you, you know he likes blokes and Albie is portrayed all right and AB is villified.

Amy said...

Apparently he thinks Albie's a cunt. ;)

rahul said...

oh come on Amy, tweets like that make it all the more apparent

Amy said...

That was, of course, the point.

See ya later, guys. Ask Esra about the RealGraemeSmith if you care to. I have to head off now for a formal dinner for... wait for it... the PM. Yeah, I hit it big time. Woohoo.

Anonymous said...

Esra why GS. You should make a page for AB who constantly preaches to Smithy. Or Jacques, he is a fat bastard!

boncam said...

Kuddos to whoever started the page.

Anonymous said...

The best page ever. It is amazing how many compromising pics you find of him all over the net.

Anonymous said...

Finally had this questioned answered.

Amy said...

Uh oh.

Aussiefan said...

Thanks Amy, my suspicions have been confirmed. It's a bit unSouthAfrican though I would have thought to have a gay guy as captain.

Cricket_Lover said...

WOW, I didn't know that.

Amy said...

HE ISN'T GAY!

Anonymous said...

Someone told me that this site outed him.????????

Amy said...

I didn't. Other people who comment on my site said he is gay, but I never actually said so myself.

I just asked the question and said it jokingly. I don't actually think he's gay because he probably isn't. If everyone who comes here thinks that me merely suggesting Graeme is gay is true, then surely they must think AB de Villiers is out and out gay after the Love Saga photos? Why ignore those? I'll tell you why, it's because this is all just a bit of a joke. I don't really think any of these players are gay.

Hope that clarifies everything for you and future commenters.

Aussiesontop said...

You're getting defensive Amy, I think you really think that Smith is gay and hope that AB is but his religion will prevent him from coming out in the open so he will confine himself to groping players when a wicket falls, just like his skipper.

Kathy said...

I googled is Graeme Smith gay and found this. Probably might be the operative word. Now I think the telling fact is that all AFL players whether they are hot or ugly get a woman. Well it seems that Mr Smith cannot bag a woman so the obvious answer is that he does not want to. OK he is as ugly as sin and has indisputably the worst bod in world cricket but een he could get a woman if he was interested because international sportsman do and most bat above their average.

OK so it is clear he is queer. But you know what? Who cares?

Esra_Star said...

If you had the time to read every post & comment on this blog you'd find Amy has never called him gay. Some of us have made comments as a joke. Then the anonymous bandwagon jumped on GS & have blow this out of the fucking water. Who cares? But for the record, he's not. Big fucking deal.

Anonymous said...

I think on balance he is. Those who say he is not would not know. Amy needs to prove it. She has certainly backtracked. The pictures are pretty damning in themselves.

boncam said...

Esra I agree.

I might have made that comment, lightheartedly. You can blame me for starting it all, because I am pretty sure Amy has never said GS is gay, but its possible that she said AB is. If I remember correctly it started with her post on 'the unpopularity of Albie'/ the SS poll.

To be honest, I really dont know if he is gay. All the blokes on the team look gay. It could be a saffa thing because I noticed the Springboks are just as affectionate.

This is getting old, who cares anymore. If he is, then so be it.

J said...

Exactly it doesn't matter. But for what it's worth he does look gay and I thought Amy's blog on twitter made it clear she thought he had slept with team members or at least desired to. But the more pertinent issue is that his batting is poor, his sexuality doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...

I can't find Amy's twitter on Smith anymore, it would seem it has disappeared. Drat it. And yeah who cares if he is a faggot.

Dawid said...

Is it true he got his elbow injury from wanking?

Amy said...

J, no, I would never say that. I just had a lot of fun making Graeme out to be completely ridiculous, like a caricature of the real thing. It was like Alan Partridge on steroids.

But otherwise, might I add that even if someone is gay, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it? Gay men are perfectly decent human beings, and in fact, of the many I know, they're perhaps even better human beings than others because they know what it's like to be marginalised.

For everyone who calls Graeme Smith gay and says it with noticeable vehement and disgust, you better start reconsidering those views fast. I hate discrimination and I don't enjoy reading those kind of comments on my blog. Having said that, if you hate Graeme because he just ticks you off completely like AB does me, then go right ahead and air those views. Illogical and irrational hatred is welcome here when it's all light-hearted.

Anonymous said...

I don't dislike Graeme because he's gay, it's just because he doesn't come across as a nice person and always looks arrogant and makes excuses when he fails to perform.

Amy said...

Well then, continue on as you were. Those are your views and they're completely welcome. Although, I think he's become less arrogant over the years, don't you? He's still got a little left in him, however.

Dawid said...

No Amy, Graeme's probably the most arrogant person I've ever seen in cricket win, lose or draw. He thinks he's pretty good but he has nothing going for him. It's irrelevant that he's gay, but his arrogant persona affects everyone. It is hard to believe his teammates tolerate it.

Anonymous said...

This is a popular topic. Smith is a monster period Dont really care whether its a gay monster or not though.

Anonymous said...

I think he is because he never has a girlfriend and I saw a video the other day where he poked Morne Morkel which was unappropriate.

Anonymous said...

I notice he's never denied it so where there's smoke there's fire. Who can deny that?

J said...

Why would he come out and publicly deny it? Wouldn't it draw attention to him and his sexuality? Doing something about his weight is more important.

Anonymous said...

Ja, I think he is.

Arno said...

I think so too but we need a videocam in his bedroom to be absolutely certain.

Ella said...

So many homophobes, let him be gay, what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

I agree Ella but it surely is a problem for his teammates.

Ella said...

I googled is Graeme Smith gay trying to find a pic of the new boyfriend and ended up here.

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