Tuesday, 16 June 2009

England losing and other interesting stuff

About time, really. It's not like they were going to get much further in the tournament. It was already rather shocking they'd gotten this far. There isn't really much to say that others haven't said, except HAHAHAHAHA. Tossers.

In other news, New Zealand are afraid and I am afraid for them. The West Indies are through to the semis. Ireland have lost, just as they would. And India are blaming the IPL for their "fatigue", revealing the true purpose of the IPL, i.e. to provide a handy excuse for losing matches in the few months following it.

But more importantly, Albie Morkel is blogging (thanks to Boncam for the link). The sly devil can't help talking about his wicket maiden for an unhealthy period of time. It's okay, nobody minds. Why? Because he is too fucking awesome for you, mate. He also puts in some Aussie slang in a subtle acknowledgement that he reads my blog:
Also, he (ROFL) has a serious ‘bulldog’ factor. In Australia they say a sportsman like him has ‘mongrel’ in him.
Go you. Amongst other things, he details how he goes for a run through Hyde Park at night, baying at the full moon, to put that "country" mind at ease. Country? More like werewolf, Albie.
The warm-up week was a great success, the practise facilities have been excellent and the hotel is a very popular spot with the boys being right in the centre of London but also next to Hyde Park so the ‘country’ boys amongst us don’t feel too cramped!
Good stuff. Albie has also injured Jacques Kallis, in a show of brotherly affection, in order to get Morne a game:
But if there is an injury, he is raring to go.
The things he does for Morne.

In Die AB Watch, he's been going to the movies with some team mates to watch 'The Hangover'. Except I think he was too shocked by the sex jokes that he resorted to quoting the introduction of a newspaper review of the movie:
A few of the guys went to play golf after the journey yesterday, but I joined the group that went to watch a film called ‘The Hangover’, a fun comedy set in Las Vegas about three groomsmen who lose their soon-to-be married friend and then try to find him again.
Either that, or he's being sponsored by Warner Bros.

49 comments:

Esra_Star said...

Just when you think Albs couldn't get any better he out blogs die AB & Smith. Give him a T20 century!

Crownish said...

why does he call T20 Pro-20?

while watching India procrastinate themselves out of the world T20, my roomie who works at a company selling domain names mentioned how 'Collingwood' is a great domain name for gay porn.

Ella said...

He misspelt practise, he needed the noun not the verb. Albie rocks though.

Amy said...

Esra, I agree. Several, in fact.

Crownish, Pro20 is what they call the T20 tournament over in SA, I think. Not entirely sure, maybe they call all T20 Pro20. And you roomie's a funny man.

Ella, he also misspelt "focussed". I don't mind.

Ella said...

Focussed can be spelt with one or two 's's. On the link you gave for Albie there was also a blog about Smith being fat. I notice you emphasise that a lot appear apart from his sexuality.

Look what it said.

As a huge SA cricket supporter,I would like firstly to compliment the whole team on their great performance thus far in the T20 WC. The game today against the Windies was by far one of the best.

My biggest criticism is that of our Captain,who has over the past few years got ever so large. In this game he was in the outfield where he shouldn't be as his weight inhibits him and makes him too slow.

The second thing his weight causes problems with is the missed catch opportunity that he had as he couldn't get both feet off the ground.

He may be working out in the gym but I think that a diet program with gym would do the world of good.

boncam said...

We call it Pro20 in SA. A lot of foreigners like the strong Afrikaans accent. The Yanks can't understand Enlish Saffers. KP basicly fucked up his accent.

Amy said...

Ella, yeah, saw that too. It's a bit odd they'd publish it when GS has posted there also. It's unlikely he'll run into it, but still.

Boncam, um, KP's voice is a whole breed of accent by itself.

boncam said...

Ella we need to contact USN. They will make him an offer. They should sponsor the entire team.

fordaluvofMorne said...

He is mighty proud of his 1-1-0-1... How cute!

Nice of Albie to a throw a line in about Morne...

"Morne would love to play a game during the tournament" - Bloody oath! I would also love for him to play a game... even just one game!

Is it too much to ask that Kallis trip at practice?

fordaluvofMorne said...

Dream come true!

Sorry Amy- I just re-read… I was so astonished I even had to refresh the page just to check I wasn’t dreaming!

Wowsers... Morne replaces Kallis!

rahul said...

kallis being rested may harm his chances of finishing with the most number of runs, thankfully.

Morne is sex on a stick said...

What a pleasure, Morne to perve on. Is he the cutest guy in world cricket?

boncam said...

Its Youth Day (public holiday) in SA, in honour of Parnell.

Anonymous said...

Imagine if his career takes off even more.

fordaluvofMorne said...

The kid deserves it!

Is AB’s singing borderline better than Brett Lee’s? I can’t decide they both suck bad…

Stani Army said...

Weren't they saying that those that played in the IPL will do better in the WC? Now they're blaming it?

Hyde Park hey? Thanks for the tip Ames. I'm gonna go scare him with my Big Foot costume.

boncam said...

A lot of Saffers were in the IPL, they seem to be doing alright.

madiha said...

just been on albies blog awwwwwwwwww...hes awesomely cool

Esra_Star said...

Stani, beware of Graeme Smith. He might take a shine to a young bloke like yourself in a big foot suit. You know what they say about big feet... ;-)

madiha said...

hey amy , theres this picture of albie on marks website it is under behind the scenes and i think pg no-4 i guess man he looks cute inthere with a red shirt along with ur lovely AB ummmmm sorry my lovely AB and mark

Stani Army said...

Very good Es! See what a good night's sleep can do?

Don't worry about Gayeme Smith....he'll probably be at London Zoo or hanging around Soho anyway.

What do they say about big feet Es? Can you tell me Es? I don't know.

Amy said...

What do I say, my friends? In random order, just to confuse everyone:

NO, MORNE IS NOT THE CUTEST GUY IN CRICKET.

KALLIS IS A FUCKTARD.

STANI IS A KNOB.

NOBODY SINGS WORSE THAN AB, JUST BECAUSE HE'S AB.

WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS?

Esra_Star said...

Has the Canberra cold frozen your caps key on Amy?

Stani, I believe the saying is big feet, big hands, big ego. Does this sound right?

rahul said...

Yeah Amy, you got that right. AB is (the cutest guy in cricket) :D

Amy said...

DUDE, NO.

IT'S SO COLD, I WISH I COULD THINK.

madiha said...

okay i might be wrong but does anybody over here agre tht morne somewhat resembles prince williams????????????????

boncam said...

No madiha, no.

madiha said...

okay how about our ver own'"julio"-dale steyn is the slimmer evrsion of daniel craig...hahaha icant wait to get reactions on this one

Stani Army said...

Apologise now Amy S!

Es, Ames must have big feet then.....working backwards from your saying.

Esra_Star said...

Stani, you are a brave man to take on a delirious & cold Amy.

boncam said...

No, madiha, no. If you said Danny K, I would have laughed with you. Julio looks like Bear Grills:

http://tinyurl.com/myzugr

madiha said...

hey boncam i just wanted to have a good laugh ........hehehehahhaha bear grills .....hahha u said it dude.

boncam said...

I sure did, because it's the truth.

Stani Army said...

Es, she should know better than to pick on someone as innocent as me. She even accused me of being the fake Gayeme Smith on twitter.

I'm responsible for her cold anyway. As soon as she apologises, I'll take her cold away.

Amy said...

Never. You're a knob, Stani.

Anonymous said...

So which guy on the team does Gayeme Smith fancy most? I saw him touching guys when they took wickets last night. I bet he loves wickets for this reason. AB was a star again. AB rocks.

Amy said...

Not in my world. But you know, whatever floats your boat.

Stani has started something very terrible with his "Gayeme Smith". It's not even punny like some of his other jokes.

Esra_Star said...

I'd still like to see Stani don his big foot costume and stroll past Smith, I think we'd gain a lot from it :P

Amy said...

So many people made fat Graeme comments I read yours as "gain a lot of weight". It's getting to me, it really is.

Anonymous said...

Steyn looks like Daniel Craig and Ewan McGregor. Gayeme looks like Frank Lampard.

Anonymous said...

Morne does resemble Prince Wills. Morne is pretty delicious.

Esra_Star said...

Didn't mean it like that hon. I was more thinking of it as a punishment for Stani.

I'll give Graeme shit but stating the obvious is pointless :)

Stani Army said...

Ames, no need to get jealous.

Es, I'm disappointed. Really. Why do I deserve punishment?

Mariam said...

hey amy Albie having a blog.....dats like a dream come true 4 u rite??i wonder wat albie mite say if he reads ur blog....

Albie Morkel said...

I love Amy.

Amy said...

Mariam, I imagine that answers your question.

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