Friday, 5 June 2009

What are they feeding the South African boys?

Clearly, someone has laced their food with oestrogen hormones.

I ask you, what the fuck?

Now I don't usually like to point out things like this because it's a load of crap, but it's so bloody obvious here that it's impossible not to mention it.

And it's not just some strange error in lighting because, look, JP's free from the curse:

In the same series of shots, Albie's looking like Noddy, and AB's head is proportionately huge compared to the rest of his body.



It's almost sickening to watch.

28 comments:

boncam said...

Pajama party. The long sleeve is horrible. I think Albie looks alright. I am certain that JP took a smaller size. Have you seen him on the field? The same as Herschelle, tight fitting. I agree with Kallis but Morne isnt.

Esra_Star said...

AB looks stoned! I thought Albie looked rather nice :)

If thats what Jacques looks like, how tight is Graeme's? They're not flattering at all!

Anonymous said...

I assume Smith is not there because he couldn't fit on the screen. Morne looks very cute. AB looks stoned, I agree there.

Anonymous said...

Albie's got tits. Morne has gone for too tight a shirt. AB looks weird. Kallis looks bloody fat, especially his face.

boncam said...

Who is really bigger? JK or GS?

http://tinyurl.com/rcgt53

boncam said...

You should have posted ROFL's pics. Looks like Ricky's Ashes pics.

Q said...

Its the t-shirts.. they cudnt have thought of worse outfits.

Stani Army said...

Enough there to put you off for life hey Ames?

Anonymous said...

Albie just looks really, really awkward...

-Heather

Stani Army said...

Take a look at Luke Wright's catch against the Netherlands and one does realise how useful a tit can be.

I does think South Africa are onto something here.

I'll never forget these photos though Ames. Thanks for the mammaries, thanks for the mammaries.

Amy said...

Terrible pun, Stani.

As for Graeme Smith, I didn't post his photo because I wasn't really looking for more "GS is fat/gay" comments. As it turns out, that was a hopeless wish.

Btw, there's a reason I didn't post Albie's photo as large as the others. It doesn't look quite so alright then.

J said...

Albie looks sheepish. Those outfits aren't flattering. I want to see how fit Smith looks in his, gay or not.

Stani Army said...

At least you got it Ames, at least you got it.

I long for the day when you will give me the credit I deserve. I think you do it on purpose though, just to push me...see how far I can go. My psychology teacher used to do that....never gave me full marks, always 1 less. Although unlike you, she did used to say it was a joy to read me essays. That was some comfort.

Amy said...

J, Albie looks like he doesn't know how to smile.

Stani, alright, it was a brilliant joke.

boncam said...

Nooooo. Albie has manly pecs.

Stani Army said...

What? Are you feeling alright?

I don't believe you. You're just taking the piss...being sarcastic.

See what you've done. I can't even trust you now.

Morne is sex on a stick said...

Morne has the best lips.

boncam said...

Stani there are bigger tits out there. Amy didnt want to post a GS pic because we'd be commenting on his Baywatch boobs.

Amy said...

If Graeme Smith has Baywatch boobs, Pamela Anderson has the smallest chest in the history of Baywatch.

Why all the hate for GS? Whyyyyy? It's slipping into the comments section of every post, even those completely unrelated the Graeme. As an outsider, I cannot understand it in its entirety.

Anonymous said...

i like him :)

Anonymous said...

What's to like about Smith? Crap captain, fat - bats for the other team. Not a very good batsman either, especially when you look at how well JP and AB are going.

boncam said...

You pick on AB, I pick on Captain Courageous.

Stani Army said...

Thanks boncam but I'm not really a tit man...or a man man.

I don't understand the hatred towards Smith either. May be one or two on here have had bad experiences with him that have left them scared. Emotionally of course.

boncam said...

Good to know, Stani....:)
You'd understand the Mr Supersize-me hatred if you were a saffer.

Amy said...

I'd always thought Graeme was generally well received. Outside of South Africa, you hear people calling him a dumb fucker or referring to saffa players as arrogant, but I've never seen such blatant, vehement hatred of the man before.

I think it's probably telling that Miss Field has a crush on Graeme Smith. We really do have a different take on the man.

boncam said...

Thanks for the link. (I might just go torment the poor girl.) I dont really 'hate' the man, I think he is very amusing to watch. (Not as entertaining as ROFL though.)He has a lot of SA fans, I guess not a lot of them read your blog.

Funny, we think you guys are just as arrogant.

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