Before we begin, will someone tell Cook to stop it. He's making me cry:
Now that we're done with that horror, I'd like to say that's all you're going to see of Alastair's head, but unfortunately, that is not the case. This post is all about his head.
There is a theory amongst psychologists that the human face displays more than one emotion at a time. If you cut their face in half and reflect each half onto itself to make two separate images of the face, apparently you can see the left brain emotions and facial expressions of the person being studied, and of course, the right brain facial expressions in the other image.
Basically, I'm just going to chop a face in half and make mirror images of each half. No psychobabble bullshit for me.
So seeing as Cook's face is so wonderfully asymmetrical in that above photo, and so very creepy, why not try it out on his face?
Face 1: Right side of Cook's face (controlled by the left brain)
Looks normal enough, even better than the actual Alastair Cook. But then again, this is the left brain, which is supposed to be the more logical, rational side of the brain. It's supposed to be more reserved, not like the crazy as fuck right brain which is all about creativity and strong feelings. If you're scared, you sure as hell should be. If you're not scared, you sure as hell should be. Because:
Face 2: Left side of Cook's face (controlled by right brain)
Yes. "Fuck" is right. "Fuck" accompanied by a long scream is the right response to have.
Excuse me, but I may be traumatised for life.