Thursday 11 June 2009

Spotto

Just very quickly, and I know this is not soccer, but damn, would you expect them to win anything except the encouragement award for freaks?

Spotted: Misfits FC


15 comments:

The MG said...

The height difference between Morne and Abdulla(?)/ROFL is ridiculous in itself. Throw in Graeme looking like a muppet (Ernie here), AB having a bad hair day, Albie just looking plain stupid (sorry Amy!) Fat Jacques and Botha caught mid-silly-expression, and that sure is a team of misfits! Bouch is the only normal-looking one here (never thought I'd say that about any wicketkeeper, except perhaps McCullum, but he's not normal, he's HOT). Although I'm sure if JP was in the photo, he'd be looking normal too, unless he had his blanket in tow like Linus.

And I might as well say this, as everyone else is - those new uniforms are awful. Terrible cut, terrible shade of green.

J said...

Yep, don't like those uniforms. Smith looks extremely fat and dumb. Even AB looks silly, Morne looks as tall as a giraffe while they have some short arses. It's a paragon of incongruity.

Stani Army said...

Doesn't Abdulla look like he's just done something really evil? May be he's responsible for that body lying on the floor behind them. Wonder who it is?

The MG said...

Stani, are you thinking that's where JP went? Or maybe it's Steyn, because Abdulla's trying to become South Africa's strike bowler. Morne need not worry then (sorry Morne fans).

Anonymous said...

Smith is very fat and the uniforms are awful. They should line up according to height.

Anonymous said...

Smith is checking out some hot guy while Albie is taking whatever it is very seriously, as is Botha who looks like he could play a Nazi in some old movie.

The MG said...

Haha, agree totally about Botha's Nazi look. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the evil expression that always seems to lurk behind those cold eyes, but Johan would make an excellent extra in a WWII movie. I might make one, just to make use of him.

Unknown said...

Ha ha, I love Botha. Shame, poor man was standing between the 2 fatties. He knows its not good for his figure, they make him look manorexic.

Is there black horns growing out of AB's head?

Stani Army said...

That's very good MG. Do you think we should tell someone?

Stani Army said...

They are actually strategically lined up in this photo. If you draw a line graph from left to right at their heads, it will give you a graphical representation of South Africa's success through the t20 wc.

They are currently at Morne, who represents the qualifying stage peak. The graph tells us that they will start off the super 8s slow but will gradually improve to take the world cup, finishing with a big, fat win.

Esra_Star said...

Stani, you are a genius! ;)

They're an interesting looking bunch. Kind of like a late night line up at Maccas on a Saturday night...

Unknown said...

Good one, Stani. :)

The MG said...

Gee, Stani, I'm not looking forward to the England game tonight then. Unless England perform to the height of one of the munchkins maybe.

Stani Army said...

Guys! I'm being serious. Why doesn't anyone take me seriously?

Boncam, a picture can tell a thousand words my friend. Some people would accuse me of just making all that up. Not true.

Thanks Ezzy Wezzy. You are my inspiration after all.

MG, I heard Broad likes standing 2nd in line...I also heard that the Aussies didn't have a line up at all. This then explains a lot whilst also urinating on the arguments of those that doubt my theory.

Amy said...

Dum di dum. Replying to comments as requested, except I'm at a loss as to how I go about it.

MG, Albie only looks stupid on every second Sunday.

Everyone else, hello.