Monday, 15 June 2009

The reveal of Graeme Smith

This is almost funny. As I said earlier, the RealGraemeSmith account on twitter has been suspended, and we were all pretty much over it.

But now there's a FakeGraemeSmith and they are intent on telling everyone the true identity of RealGraemeSmith. Oh no! Guess what? It's me.

Like you didn't already know. So how about I make it official? I wrote RealGraemeSmith's twitter page. RealGraemeSmith was really me. Many of you already knew, but apparently it's scandalous or something.

It isn't.

Now go about your business again and don't forget to take Albie to lunch.

17 comments:

richie_141 said...

I'm having withdrawls. It's not pretty.

Esra_Star said...

I did like RealGraeme, but then again I like Amy. Was it really a secret? I thought the quality of humour would have tipped everyone off that it wasn't actually Graeme.

Amy said...

Me too, but people were clearly offended by the sexist and racist comments he made. Funny, it was supposed to be like that. If I were really that kind of a person, I'd kill myself immediately and do the world a good service.

The value of humour.

Rob said...

Sad I missed it now...

Damith S. said...

why amy u lil rascal

Silly Point said...

That's a classic Amy and I noted that you were scathing of AB and were not sure of the usual gay barbs. Lucky you knew he was gay.

Amy said...

Rob, well, if I may say so myself, it was bloody brilliant. 700 tweets of pure genius or something.

Damith, I know.

SP, but what if he isn't?

boncam said...

Amy havent I told you? Smithy is bisexual. You were right on track.

Anonymous said...

I knew it was you Amy because the writing was of a high standard.

boncam said...

http://tinyurl.com/l3tocp

I think Albie post this just for you. He knows how special you are.

Amy said...

Anon, that's pleasing to hear.

Boncam, IT'S ALBIE AND HE'S LITERATE. That's all I ever ask for.

boncam said...

He is Afrikaans. You never make fun of his accent. Anyway, they have no excuse all Saffers had English in school. 1st or 2nd Language.

Amy said...

If I made fun of his accent, I'd be pulling him down to die AB's level.

Morne is sex on a stick said...

I wish Morne had a blog. Gosh I didn't know that Smith was bisexual I thought Amy you said he was gay. I suppose that makes him more interesting.

Amy said...

I didn't say anything! Everyone put words in my mouth, I just regularly post creepy pictures of players from every country, including GS.

Anonymous said...

AB did well last night.

Amy said...

He was terrible, actually. Just terrible.