Wednesday, 17 June 2009

I can't hear you

I was going to post properly, but I'm afraid that's just not on today. Work, etc.

But for those of you who were unfortunate enough to see die AB receiving the MoM award in the India match, I have good news. It didn't actually happen. It was all a FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

I'm telling the truth because someone has to. And I'd never lie to you about something regarding die AB, would I? No, I didn't think so. There was a big mix-up, they actually meant A[l]B[ie] is the man of the match. Pretty good stuff for 8 runs and a shit over in the bowling, but I think we can safely say he deserved it more than anyone else did.

And New Zealand, oh New Zealand. You should have lost that one, but I didn't want you to. I really didn't.

Australia are pretending the tournament didn't happen and they're just focusing on the Ashes.

Apologies for the short post, but I am on twitter for exactly this reason. I'm not dead, just terribly busy and believe me, I'd prefer that I weren't but such is life. As it turns out, I offer amazing insights on twitter that NOBODY ELSE WILL EVER KNOW. Yes. Really.

22 comments:

sam said...
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sam said...

i love ab but goshhhh. his new hairstyle makes him look like a porcupine.

boncam said...

Duminy's blog
http://tinyurl.com/n6qsxn

Morne's blog
http://tinyurl.com/kuzyt8

My heart goes out to Morne, he bowled well. We don't need Kallis.

fordaluvofMorne said...

ahh Morne... he is just so gorgeous... but the ‘theatre bug’ comment scared me a little!

Yes no need for Kallis... keep M&M I say.

Esra_Star said...

Not really related. Hope you survived work. Just saw this & pissed myself:

Q. You do realise that the new outfits are rather figure hugging? LoL

A. Ha Ha. What are you saying luvvie?

I Love Bouch! Really wish I'd asked this question...

Stani Army said...

Don't know about the man of the match but did you see AB's innings? Awesome.

Albie bowled another one over spell Ames; why don't you tell us what he got?

Amy said...

Sam, he always looks like a porcupine. What a loser, right? Ha... ha... okay. I'll stop.

Boncam, I love Duminy just because he seemed like a pretty chilled out guy who actually plays well. But I laughed hysterically at Morne Morkel describing the amazing athletic feats required to be 12th man. "You have to be on your toes because you don't have long to get drinks on and off the field!"

F, I hope he decides to become a stage performer and never comes back. Okay, no I don't, but it would be far funnier and better for Albie.

Esra, that's all and well, but I notice you missed my own contribution:

Q. My friend said you once bumped into Ponting and he was extremely rude to you, is this true?
FROM AMY S, AUSTRALIA

Not at all. Ricky is a good guy and I respect him as a player.


It was from when I did the post about his site. I just made up something because I loved the Caps that makes it look all frantic and insane.

Stani, more than you, I'd say.

Esra_Star said...

I had actually noticed Amy S infiltrating Bouch's site. But the idea that someone came out and basically said you look fat in the new outfits made me laugh.

boncam said...

Awe Bouch

Amy said...

Damn. But I swear he's desperate to get photos of young girls. He keeps asking them to send in photos.

Esra_Star said...

Yeah slightly creepy. I could send him a picture of myself. That'd certainly put a stop to him asking for photos of anyone! haha

boncam said...

AB posted new videos

Amy said...

Damn.

Anonymous said...

The gorgeous Morne did a blog and praised AB effusively.

I thought the batsmen assessed conditions brilliantly and AB played the innings of a genius.

Anonymous said...

BTW has Smith put on weight recently?

Anonymous said...

The theatre bug comment suggests he may be a candidate to be Gayeme's fave.

Amy said...

I know it's been difficult to notice, but Graeme has been gaining weight for a few years now. Haha.

Anonymous said...

Yeah I think Smith looks fat Amy, not just put on a bit, put on a lot.

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