Sunday, 7 June 2009

Michael Clarke Question of the Day

Yesterday's question was taken out by both Q and Esra, with Q starting to creep up behind Esra in the rankings. Not that there are any. I'd also like to remind him it is not appropriate to slit Esra's throat in order to claim the prize of unimaginable glory and expertise.

...Just in case you were thinking of doing that, Q.

If you are not Q or Esra and you know the answer to the question, feel free to snatch the prize winnings off them. Today's question is specifically designed to test your knowledge of Michael Clarke in a way which does not require a knowledge of test figures or whatnot, but rather, you will be asked to provide your sound judgement on a photo of the man.

In other words, this is a dud question and everyone can win. The QotD:

Just how pathetic does Michael Clarke look in the following photo?


I hate to even look at it.

Obviously, if you answer "not very pathetic at all, but rather, a dashing fellow" you're not going to win. I am the judge after all. The best answer wins this one.

26 comments:

Stani Army said...

Not very pathetic at all, but rather, a dashing fellow. He looks just great in that yellow top.

Stani Army said...

Does he smoke Ames? Either that's a pack of cigarettes or an unusually shaped phone.

I can't believe professional sports people smoke and/or drink.

Prabu said...

Looks like Lara's putting her high heels to good effect by squeeing his balls hard and Clarke is sitting there enjoying the squeeze.

Q said...

VERY pathetic.. am not that creative to win something like this you know.. more of a factual kinda guy ;-).. so designed this specifically for me to go down here did u? Ha!

But it does look like he's saying "please" in the pic and is in the process of asking her to do something...

Lame.

Stani, does look like ciggs.

Quite a lot of professional sports persons smoke, in case u were not being sarcastic..

Esra_Star said...

Q this is designed to give Stani's wit the win (if he can get his eyes off Lara), I suck at people's thoughts. I don't even understand my own too often!

I think it might be a phone, not ciggies. My sis has one like it.

There is nothing more pathetic than a bloke that has to beg. Is there a more potent word than pathetic?

What is on Lara's chin by the way?

Som said...

For once, Clarke looks like the Pup staring at a bag of bone called Lara.

12th Man said...

He's probably wearing those glasses to trick Lara into believing that he is not staring at her cleavage.

12th Man said...

I go with Q. He is asking for some favour from her...and is literally begging for it.

The favour could be anything and I leave that to people's wild imaginations.

Anonymous said...

He's a sycophant. Why does such a short arse as Lara qualify to become a model? I suppose at least he has a g/f, unlike the fat SA captain.

Christopher Poshin David said...

Not very pathetic at all, but rather, a dashing fellow.....................

Stani Army said...

As for his body language: Mingle has just told him something sensitive, girly or to do with babies. He is pretending to agree by trying to look affectionate and understanding "yes Lara, yes, I understand you completely".

Really, this is all just bollocks because he couldn't care less. He just wants order, eat and get on the nearest cricket pitch to start sledging someone...or something.

One question though. How many glasses can you spot?

Stani Army said...

Es! Are you saying Ames' fixed this for me to win? She would never do such a thing. She wouldn't be able to live with herself.

As for Mingle, she's not my type. Plus, I only have eyes for you anyway.

Q said...

Stani, u saying Clarke wants to get away from Lara to play some cricket?

Highly unlikely man, its always the other way around.. such a wuss he is.

Q said...

Oh and 6 glasses - 2 for wine, 2 for water, and 2 for the eyes

Esra_Star said...

True Stani, Amy wouldn't let you win.

Pup really doesn't look that interested. I did like his hair better like that though...

Stani Army said...

Very good Q....you solved 1 part of the problem but not good enough. Keep guessing guys.

How many glasses?

(O how Ames' gonna kill me for taking over her question of the day competition....what's a few thousand miles when it comes to wanting to kill someone?)

Esra_Star said...

Stani is there 8? You know I'm competitive, I'll just keep guessing till I beat Q! ;)

Q said...

8 is right Esra.. I just noticed another 2 on the table in the background..

Stani Army said...

Well guess no longer my little Champ. It is 8.

You win.

You gonna tell us where the 8 are?

Stani Army said...

They're the two you missed Q!

Lucky you did though because the prize was my undying love. I'm not sure I would have enjoyed giving that to you ;o)

Q said...

2 wine glasses on clarke and Lara's table.

2 water glasses on clarke and lara's table.

1 pair of glasses on clarke's face

1 pair of glasses on lara's face

2 wine glasses on table behind their table.. spotted above Clarke's left shoulder.

2+2+1+1+2 = 8

Anonymous said...

He's exhibiting the reason for the nickname.. a thoroughly pathetic sad puppy face. Most likely he's begging to get some. And offering new cars as the bribe.

LaBingle, fangs bared, is holding down her arm to refrain from smacking it straight off his face.

Ps.. I hate looking at it also.. :(

Esra_Star said...

Glad I won Stani's question in a question, as I had no hope in winning Amy's!

Collie said...

He looks more pathetic than a baby penguin whose mother has just been eaten by a Killer Whale after she had just told him he was adopted.

Lulu said...

I may be weird, but I think that's actually quite a nice photo. She is very pretty and they look very much in love.

Having read what you people have had to say, I don't think Michael Clarke is the one to be called pathetic...

Stani Army said...

We're just joking Lulu. We're all nice people really. It's just a bit of fun that's all.