Monday, 22 June 2009

Albie's fate in the World T20

I don't want to dwell on this for too long because it is truly a sad, sad thing that such injustices are happening in the world. But Albie Morkel... he didn't have a good time in the 2nd ICC World T20. He didn't have a good time at all.

And to think that last time he was one of its stars. I try to figure what it is that could be leading to his (relatively) dismal performance and inevitably, I reach the conclusion that he is either going in too late or with a shitload of pressure on him. Usually it's a combination of the two.

So I ask South Africa, why do you want to have your cake and not eat it? The original expression is pure rubbish, of course you should eat your bloody cake if you have it or it will go stale, and I've always felt this is more pertinent. Why the fuck do South Africa want to keep Albie's mutant powers in their clutches but then fail to utilise and capitalise on them? It's not as though he's a robot and he'll be just dandy again when they decide to dust him off sometime in the future, because human beings rust.

Okay, no they don't. Robots rust, but I just want you to think carefully here and not get confused by shit analogies, what is wrong with South Africa? They must be behind Albie's lack of firepower since around about January this year. Yes, my dears. I know which month he was last successful.

Clearly if you're walking around saying "Oh, but we have Albie Morkel. He can really hit the ball well" you'd actually turn around and play Albie? Yes? YES FUCKING YES. That is the answer. Die Mickey Arthur and damn you to hell right afterwards. On top of that, die Graeme Smith for being a flat-faced asshole and sticking around to make decent scores against rubbish sides like Scotland and Bangladesh but then failing to do so against tougher competition. That, by the way, is the perfect segue for me to completely devalue die AB's 79* against Scotland. DO IT AGAINST A REAL TEAM, BASTARD. And don't tell me now that he did because I don't want to hear it, I really don't.

In 5 innings, Albie made 54 runs. That's an average of 18. Fuck me if that isn't a rubbish conversion of ability into results. In a similar 5 innings, Jacques Kallis averaged 59.50. Surely, surely, if Jacques can open the batting and make that many runs, Albie would be far more capable of doing well if he were higher up the order. But no, Sticky Mickey has it in for him. He does, I know. I can tell from the evil glint in Mickey's eyes.

Albie's bowling average was the second highest on the team, bettered by everyone except Jacques. But then again, Jacques was the second-highest run scorer in the tournament and IS A FAT FUCK WITH A DOUGHNUT ADDICTION SO HE GETS OFF SCOT-FREE. In a shit consolation, Albie bowled a wicket maiden this tournament. Boo freaking hoo. It's not like he existed for the rest of it anyway.

And as for die AB, I'm not even going to mention anything of his. He can also go to hell with Mickey Arthur and try not to be so disgustingly successful next time. I'd tell him to go play lawn bowls but then he'd turn out to be good at that too.

Shithead.

But whatever, Albie is over South Africa. He is moving to Guatemala to play some real cricket and teach those bastards a lesson. Maybe he'll also migrate to the Netherlands and really rub it in.

In the words of Marie Antoinette, and Albie himself, "LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

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boncam said...

There is a golden Albie rule that MA hasnt been obeying, this lead to their downfall. Albie has to be in by the 15th over. If nobody gets out, someone should 'commit suicide' to make way for the man.

Go check out this article, the Titans coach (Albie's domestic coach) warned MA before the semi.

http://tinyurl.com/mp2hss

fordaluvofMorne said...

http://www.supersport.com/cricket/article.aspx?headline=Cricket+South+Africa+to+celebrate+CSA+Day&id=304793


No doubt someone has already spotted this! I want to play golf with MORNE!

boncam said...

Gibbs will miss Glamorgan's T20 matches for that event.

http://tinyurl.com/m2389e

Mahek said...

It's all Dhoni's fault. First he turned himself into a nurlder, then he spread the disease to Big Jake and Albie boy.

Stani Army said...

Its Mathur's fault, him and his strategies. He tries to be too clever as a coach. Sending Duminy in before Albie in the semi was a blunder. Not sure if it was Mathur's or Gayemes decision but having wickets in hand and falling short of a target is just criminal.

Albie must be feeling like a useless s**t. Did you see him fall over against the Stanis? Hilarious!

...and Ames, have you noticed that Albie has no shoulders? Seriously, he's like this / \

Anonymous said...

I wasn't aware that SA played Bangladesh. Maybe I got that wrong. Nothing wrong with Albie going back to Holland, that's his heritage. He can join Nannes there. I think it was Smith that got it wrong. He's evil and stuffs up alot

Morne is sex on a stick said...

No Way Albie is as hot as MOrne Amy.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Amy, AB GOT PICKED IN THE TEAM OF THE ICC T20 WORLD TOURNAMENT AND ALBIE DIDNT WHICH SHOWS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PICK GOOD CRICKETERS. GO AB GO YOU STAR

Amy said...

Boncam, committing suicide for Albie sounds like a good idea.

F, I bet he's shit at golf.

Mahek, I always regarding Oram as a small step down from the likes of Albie and Dhoni, but interesting theory there. The IPL leeches your soul.

Stani, have you noticed that you should shut up? Also, he did not fall over, that was a planned move to show he was acknowledging the fact I was watching. kthnxbai

Anon, they didn't, but in all forms of cricket, Graeme seems to perform best against Bangladesh. I wonder why.

Anon 2, hi.

Megan said...

Is Albie going to play for Holland?

Stani Army said...

Hehehe. People actually tell me I'm too quiet. I'm being serious here again. This [S] will now denote my seriousness.

He fell because he's got no shoulders. See how you ignored that? It's just gonna make me highlight it even more now. Had you acknowledged that indeed, Albie has no shoulders, then we could have moved on. But now, all we talk about is the fact that he has no shoulders.

Why would he fall because he knew you was watching? Is he trying to put you off by making a dumbass of himself? I get it!

Esra_Star said...

Stani, great minds think a like! Well in some parts... I agree that they fucked up in the semi final. When die AB fell they should have brought in Albs. Or even ROFL or Bouch just someone who could accelerate the run rate and hit the big ones. JP is good, but that wasn't the spot for him when Jacques was taking it slow at the other end.

Cricket analysis over, what is this shit about the boy not having shoulders? Boy have you lost your mind?

boncam said...

Megan I don't even think that he considered it. (I hope Anon 1 was only joking) Albie will not be playing for Holland, I think he would rather join Gunther and play County. The man doesnt have a Dutch passport. He must be further than the 3rd generation living in SA. He is SOUTH AFRICAN not DUTCH. If he gets booted, which I highly doubt will happen, he always has the Titans. Why would he leave? (He can try fatherhood.)

Stani Army said...

Look at the photos Es....I don't just sit around and make this stuff up you know.

I don't wanna shoulder the blame for this....just take a look at any photo of his.

It's because you like the Soufricans that you can't see it. I hope you haven't got a chip on your shoulder. I feel for him I really do. Not having shoulders is a lot for such a young man to carry on his shoulders...except that he doesn't have any.

Just an opinion Es so don't give me the cold shoulder.

boncam said...

Stani's on fire today! Stani my friend, why cant I comment on your blog. I've tried a couple times.

Stani Army said...

Just a couple hey? Yes Bon....I just don't like you so I've banned you....or,

...it's a 3rd time lucky blog. You have to comment 3 times before your comment gets posted. Ok, I'm joking. This is serious stuff.

1st, check that the keyboard is plugged in....

Ok, ok, I'll stop.

[S]* What exactly happens once you click submit Bon?

*me being serious.

boncam said...

darn it...I'll try again then ;)

nope, still not working. the page reloads, my comment don't show up on your page, but my other info remains on the reply box except my comment self....

hold on..got it, you are blocking my site info. looks like it's 4th time lucky when your a saffa.

Anonymous said...

Albie is just not a T20 player. That was SA's problem they had fat Smith, Albie and Gibbs who never stays in long enough.

Stani Army said...

Ahhh yes! I forgot to tell you about the Soufricans having to be 4th time lucky!

Was you being serious about the blocking of the site info stuff?

Stani Army said...

....let me know Bon and I'll sort it out.

Ames is gonna kill me for turning her blog into a troubleshooting forum. I'm gonna have to charm her.....again.

It's all good though, I have more up my sleeves than just armpit hairs. That's not true by the way, I shave. Ok, too much info.

Silly Point said...

Albie would be a hit for Holland, just like Nannes. Hey folks I just read on the Supersport forum that Smith is having a fling with a football player. It seems that Amy was on the mark after all.

Anonymous said...

Albie would look good in orange. They play another WT20 cup in the Windies in April. Is Albie joining Nannes in the Netherland's squad? I hope Morne doesn't follow. I guess their Dutch heritage gives them two passports.

J said...

I don't believe this crap about Albie defecting to Holland. One bad series and the rumours start.

boncam said...

Stani, it wont take my comment when I add my site, But no worries, I can live with it.

This shows the ignorance of some people. (Yes I am talking to that certain Anon who started this rumour.) You dont know anything. Get your facts straight. Relax everybody, Albie will not be playing for Holland. Nannes' parents moved from Holland to Aus, thats why he has a passport. Albie's dad was born in SA, the same with his grandad. Now I dont know exactly how far the Morkel generation in SA goes but because it is further than the 3rd (and this making him a true Saffer), he doesnt qualify for a Dutch passport. Besides the Dutch does not have an Ancestral visa like Britain. Do you really believe that Albie would play for the Netherland, he would rather go back to Durham? He would get bombarded with offers from other local and foreign clubs.

Amy, I am sure this Anon is trying to get the better of you. Do not fall prey for his/her lies.

Esra_Star said...

Stani you are a smart ass. A fucking clever one but still. You did make me laugh though.

Boncam, the anonymous is just AB. Leave him alone, he'll get over it one day and then the weight of being second best to Albs will be lifted off his shoulders. (See Stani, I can do shoulder jokes too ;P)

Stani Army said...

Seeee Es!

...and there's you giving credit to those pain killers when it was me all along.

Bon, I will sort it mate, this is important.

Esra_Star said...

Stani are you saying I can kick my pain killer addiction now as they aren't necessary? Although if it means I have your sense of humour I may have to continue to pop the pills! :-P

Stani Army said...

Errrm...and what is that meant to mean?!?!

What are you taking, ibuprofen or paracetamol?

Esra_Star said...

It means I love you & your sense of humour! haha :)

Neither. I'm on the top notch stuff! But I don't pop pain killers too much anymore, kinda dealt with the pain.

Anyway on the topic... um Albie is the bomb :)

Stani Army said...

I know, I know, I just wanted to hear [read] it again :o)

Where's your nose gone? See what all the top notch stuff has done? I hope this pain has nothing to do with me being so far away.

Yes, back to the topic; Albie has no shoulders...

Stani Army said...

What do you think Albie's thinking in the photo Es?

Esra_Star said...

Stani as if you needed help to boost your big ego ;0) ( <- Happy?)

I think Albs is plotting how many ways he can destroy die AB with the white disc. (His hand in his pocket is counting).

By the way how badly is Amy going to kill us when she gets away from Parliament & "utegate"?

fordaluvofMorne said...

I didn’t know Albie was reproducing?

Amy- I hear Morne is actually into golf… last I heard he wanted to go on some sort of golfing holiday with AB…

Lian said...

And where did you hear THAT from fordaluvofMorne?

Anonymous said...

Here's a vid with the Morkel parents talking about their offspring.

http://videosearch.rediff.com/video_play.php?id=105197173&query=Yusuf%20Pathan&val=http://www.tubaah.com/details.php%3Fvideo_id%3D76612

Stani Army said...

How could you say that about me?...someone who has such low self-esteem? I knew you'd misjudge me. You'd be very surprised if you met me in person. I'm not that guy in your head Es! You made him! He doesn't exist!

And why did you use such a big nose? I hope that's not to scale Es. Use this o

Yes, we're giving our Amy lots of homework. She does enjoy reading though....our Ames. Let's hope she doesn't just ignore all our hard work.

Good attempt Es. I think Albie's thinking "this ball used to be spherical before Smith the fat b****** sat on it. How am I meant to bowl with it now?"

Esra_Star said...

So hard to please Stani. Use a nose, no use this nose. Ego, no ego. Voices in my head, no... um actually they still exist. Make up your frickin mind :-P

Oh and I like your answer better! But if it starts shit again we will be in trouble!

Stani Army said...

:o)

More pain therapy!

Anonymous said...

Will Albie keep his test place?

Anonymous said...

Amy was wrong, Albie is not switching allegiances to the Netherlands. I checked with the Titans management.

Stani Army said...

When I look at this title, I keep reading "Albie's fat in the World T20"

Was that "e" a typo Ames?

Anonymous said...

Albie is fatter than MOrne.

Stani Army said...

Albie is fatter than Smith.

Because of Albie, 'one size fits all' has become 'one size fits most'

Arno said...

Smith is the fattest player in world cricket atm.

Anonymous said...

He had his elbow fixed the other day. Amy might be able to tell us if he had his stomach stapled as well.

Stani Army said...

Yes anonymous, his elbow was fixed to his side to prevent him putting food into his mouth. In which case, no need to staple the stomach!

Esra_Star said...

Stani, rumour monger to the anonymous! You have too much fun don't you sweets?

Anonymous said...

Smith should be put on a no eating diet. Forget stapling the stomach or elbow. Surely the fattest player in history.

Stani Army said...

Es, my one and only, these are just my desperate attempts to try and get Ames to respond. We haven't heard from her since that 18 rated horror post about blood and guts. I'm worried.

...and don't mention sweets, Smith might be reading.

See what drugs did to Michael Es? I told you to stay off that stuff.

Stani Army said...

Anonymous, I think that accolade goes to Dwayne Leverock.

Smith is not too far behind though, but I gather he prefers coming from behind...I dunno.

Esra_Star said...

Well all our politicians are still alive so she can't have slain them. We should check the Canberra papers....

You're a funny man Stani. You've been a shinning light in my shitty day!

Oh and unlike MJ, I've been pill free since Wednesday! I'm also still alive... hmmm sucks to be MJ. :)

missjane said...

Es, I was a bit worried there as Amy calls me MJ - I was all, *what* is she saying about me?

Then I worked it out. Clearly I am suffering from too much work and not enough rumours about gay, fat, WorldCup rigging South Africans.

However, this time next week I will be London... woohoo. :)

Stani Army said...

Any time Es, really. The good thing about shitty days is that they only last a few hours. A good night's sleep does a world of good. Clever....that God.

Yeh, I feel for MJ. He needed to surround himself with people that loved him, but when you're famous, most of the people around you don't have your best interests at heart.

Missy, I will pick you up from the airport! Heathrow? I'll be wearing one white glove, white socks, black shoes and holding up a sign "MJ"....just to confuse people. Might even bust some moves if you're lucky.

Esra_Star said...

Wasn't meaning to mention your pill popping habit Janeo! :P

Work or seeing Stani doing his best MJ moonwalk at Heathrow... tough choice!

Stani, MJ had a monkey! Who needs friends when u have a monkey? haha

J said...

Miss Jane do the players lock Smith out when they're showering?

Stani Army said...

It's not a tough choice Es! It's no choice. Didn't his monkey die?

J, you're right. Smithy kept dropping the soap and asking Albie to pick it up for him. Don't know why, of course.

Now he's been demoted to sharing a bath with Mathur.

Esra_Star said...

If I ever come to London Stani I expect you to be waiting at the airport doing your best *insert recently dead celebrity* impression!

I think the monkey got taken away by animal control when he had the human monkey version...

Anyway stop making up these false & terrible Albie rumours. Or at least make them about AB. Amy's probably on a flight to London right now to kill you!

Stani Army said...

To be honest Es, I'm a s**t impressionist. I will be waiting though ;o) and as long as my mum don't find out, we're all good. Just kidding mum...if you're reading.

Ames would never kill me, she'd rather pay someone to do it. Nahhhh, she wouldn't, she adores me really.

In all honesty, I think Albie's a top bloke. You can just tell from people's mannerisms. All this stuff I make up is just for a laugh. Had Ames hated Albie, then I would have liked him, but because she likes him, I have to pretend to hate him see?

So far, he seems a decent human. I say so far because I used to think Shane Watson was a top bloke until he start grassing on his fellow, more talented, professionals. He is one that I really do dislike. He is on my list of c**ts that should not be in cricket. Unfortunately, your Baz is there too.

AB seems cool too no?

And I do feel sorry for Albie not having any shoulders.

I just remembered Ames' twitter. I'll go check if she's been updating that. At least we'll know if she's ok.

Why is it so hot? Help! Sleep....I need sleep

Dawid said...

Amy, SA never played Bangladesh. And nobody can bend over in the shower to retrieve the soap while Smith's around. Must drive his teammates crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawid said...

Where's Amy btw?

Stani Army said...

Soap is now banned from the South African showers.

Amy has left us for another man.

Esra_Star said...

Stani has England's 20 degree heatwave fried your brain?

Stani Army said...

19 degrees Es! Get it right! ;o)

I don't know how you Shielas cope.

missjane said...

Amy come back... the comments are going crazy without you. Hmm, ok, crazier, if that's possible.

It's a RUMOUR people. There is no hard evidence *cough* that Smith is gay. The soap ban was due to someone's delicate skin condition.

Oh Stani, that will make my 19 hours in economy class TOTALLY worth it. I get in at 6am tho... are you up that early?? I promise not to tell your mother. It's conditional tho; you need to forgive Watson and move on. You need to understand, he's a broken man.

Es, you know the things we share in The Program are supposed to be confidential!! ;)

Stani Army said...

Missy, I can't forgive Watson, I'm sorry. Especially since I've done black magic on him so that his career will be injury ravaged from henceforth. I shan't waste all that hard work. I broke him. Now that he's making you choose between me and him, makes me hate him even more.

I can't sleep in this weather, so yes, I will be up early if we're still on. As Biggie once said "so what's gonna be? Him or me? We can cruise the world with pearls, 'gator boots for girls".

Let's not put too much pressure on Ames guys. She did warn us after all. Let's not make her feel bad. AMES! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

HOOHAHAHAHA

And anyway, am I not entertainment enough for you lot? Surely? There's simply no pleasing some people. You've created a monster Ames.

Anonymous said...

Albie didn't win anything in the SA awards. AB and the fatty did though.

Anonymous said...

I saw one pic of Smith receiving his award and it was with another man. Did he take a boyfriend to the awards?

Stani Army said...

It wasn't one pic anonymous; it was two pics stuck together. They don't make camera lenses like that yet.

He went alone....probably picked someone up there....or maybe that man was his award?

Anonymous said...

My goodness, so Smith finally unveils his boyfriend in public. What's he look like?

Esra_Star said...

Oh it's fucking started again. Get a new hobby you sad people.

Stani, you're Baz hate hurt me deeply but you're back in my good books because you broke Watson.

Is it really that hot in London town?

Stani Army said...

Anonymous, he's a cross between Albie Morkel and Brendon McCullum.

Es, I weighed it up carefully before doing so and decided that if it came down to me or him, you'd choose me everytime.

You may fancy him my rose petal but he has no human decency. See the stumping of Murali when he went down the wicket to congratulate his fellow team mate on his century. I cannot like him for this, sorry. Mine is just a pure reaction. If he was good, I would say it. I just call 'em how I see 'em.

It's hot Es. The ants are crawling out and people have decided that they have no use for clothes anymore. Some of them?! Honestly, I wear more in a bath.

J said...

So is Smith's boyfriend cute?

Stani Army said...

J !!!

...don't answer it gents, it's a trick question!

Smith calls him 'hunky chunks' so I presume he's fond of him but not sure he'd describe him as cute. I heard he opens beer bottles with his teeth and has to have his clothes specially made.

I can't confirm this of course.

Megan said...

Can someone post a pic of Smith's man? Where is Amy? Can she post one. I'm curious.

Stani Army said...

Megan, stop being curious. Smith was curious and look where it's gotten him.

Ella said...

Stani can you post a pic of the guy, I want to see what Smith's taste in men is like. So Minki was all a sham?

J said...

I found this comment Smith made re. soccer. This might back up the idea that his boyfriend is soccer player as someone reported.

The past week has been a watershed moment in South African soccer. Bafana Bafana competed with great skill, commitment and spirit against Spain and Brazil, two of the acknowledged powerhouses of world soccer. And, if the final results did not go our way, it was still a time of upliftment and excitement for our nation and augurs extremely well for next years World Cup campaign

– Graeme Smith

Anonymous said...

Smith's homosexuality seems to be the hottest topic in world cricket. Is it bigger than the Ashes though?

Esra_Star said...

Oh Stani my love, you are too funny. Of course I'd pick you over Baz although I'm a little concerned by how much you must be wearing in the bath, you'll drown sweetheart. ;o)

Stani Army said...

Ella,
I can't I'm afraid. The photo is currently the subject of a bidding war between two rival magazines. I don't wanna leak it and jeopardise a big pay day. But surely, him having taste in men is bad taste enough no? Would it make a difference how the guy looked?

Who's Minki?...and why didn't anyone tell me?

Also Ella,I wanted to ask you; when Rihanna sang "Ella ella, eh eh eh under my umbrella", was she singing about you?

J,
Don't you wanna just kill the people who use the word "augurs"? Well let's just hope it's not Bryce Moon because my beloved West Ham United are apparently gonna buy him.

Anonymous,
Did you have to use "Smith" "hottest" and "homosexuality" in the same sentence? I'm grateful you didn't misspell "Ashes" though....that would have been one hell of a word combination.

The Ashes are small in comparison. Smith's homosexuality is bigger than Smith. Now that's big.

Es,
O twinkling star on a dark night, an ode set to the music of life, a poet's dream, I know you'd always choose me.

Don't worry about me drowning Es; I wear floats....in my bath.

Dawid said...

I will be watching the magazines for the revelations. Ever since Amy S blew his cover on twitter, the story has been boiling along.

Stani Army said...

Just be careful Dawid because they're gay magazines. Don't get caught buying them otherwise you could be in Smith's position this time next week.

(Disclaimer: Smith is not gay as far as I am aware. That's for the legal guys. Don't want Smith suing my arse...he'd probably enjoy that anyway)

J said...

C'mon Stani you know it's true. Has Amy been kidnapped?

Stani Army said...

Yes J. I've kidnapped Ames so I can keep her all to myself. She's mine now, mine I say!

Actually, I'm very worried you know. She hasn't even updated her twitter and that stuff only takes a few seconds.

Do you think we should file a missing persons report?

Esra_Star said...

K Rudd has even been out of the news most nights too...

Maybe Canberra bored her to death? It'd have to be in the top 3 of the most boring places in Australia.

Stani have you melted yet or is your air con doing the job?

Stani Army said...

No air con Es....but I'm sure you'd prefer me in my melted form ;o)

Esra_Star said...

No air con & 19 degree heat, how will you cope? :oP

I think our countries have swapped souls, it's raining in winter here. Like proper rainfalls to the point I am being to fear I may drown...

Stani Army said...

You wanna swap places Es? I love rain!!!!....unless there is cricket to be played, in which case grey blanket cloud and 13 degrees with a light breeze would do me fine.

Don't ask for much do I?

You won't drown Es, I've sent you my floats. It does mean I can't have a bath now.

The good thing about the rain is everyone pisses off inside so you can go for a nice peaceful walk. When it's sunny, the same people, half naked, crawl out like little insects and just hang about like a eggy fart in a windowless room.

My apologies for the analogy...it's late and I can't think of anything else.

Anonymous said...

Amy's run off with Albie.

Esra_Star said...

I know we need rain but after 4 years of drought & substandard rainfall a proper winter is too much.

I heard about your heatwave on the news tonight & will happily accept it.

Oh and honey that is the best analogy I've ever heard!

I'll let you know when the floaties arrive :)

J said...

Or has she run off with Smith to set him straight?

Stani Army said...

Anonymous,
She would never do that! She wouldn't leave us.....or at least not me anyway. I should hunt you down and chop off your dangly bits just for suggesting it.

I'm relatively new on Ames' blog; has anyone known of her going away like this before? The worry is killing me :o(

Es,
You ever come face to face with a snake? That is one reason I could never live in Aus. We'll have to move out I'm afraid. How does the Arctic sound? I hear there's no snakes there....or rainfall.

Stani Army said...

Come on J! A heavy roller couldn't straighten out Smith. He's so far gone, even his straight drives are bent.

Dawid said...

Yes he's bent all right.

Esra_Star said...

Stani, Amy normally says when she's disapeering for a few days. There has been no Twitter activity either, even if there was no post we could rely on our Amy fix via Twitter.

Yep, seen more than a few snakes in my time. They're a big fear of mine, which sucks when I live a country lifestyle!

The artic sounds lovely, as long as it has cricket!

Stani Army said...

See, Dawid knows.....even if it's with the kind of certainty that's concerning.

Es,
Don't know how you live there. Everytime I sit on a toilet, I keep thinking a snakes gonna come up through the toilet and nibble on my almonds. I've read of such an event 3 times! One was in the UK, one in Indonesia and can't remeber where the other was. I hope you still go to the loo after I've told you that.

I'm really worried about Ames. I don't even feel like joking in case something really serious has happened to her.

She's got a lot of explaining to do. If she thinks she's just gonna walk back into cyber space and it's gonna be all hunky dory, then she's needs to think again. She's upset me....and it takes a lot to upset a clown.

Anonymous said...

I think Amy has deserted the web or been kidnapped by Rudd or the evil Smith.

Anonymous said...

Gosh this thread has nearly reached its ton. Almost time to salute the crowd.

Stani Army said...

Tickles it to square leg...

Stani Army said...

...comes back for the second, and that's 100 up people!

Raise your keyboards my little smashers!

Esra_Star said...

101 cos I can't let Stani have the last word!

Snakes in toilets? Snakes around toilets I've heard of not in the loo though... I see most on the roads or around the paddocks & animal feed areas cos mice = food.

Hope Amy is ok, although we've gone so far off track she might hate us.

Stani Army said...

Who's Amy?

Stani Army said...

Well she's got a hell of a lot of reading to do Es! And she better.

These comments are well entertaining and we can pat ourselves on the back for that. It's material good enough to print and sell. Just have a little read back. Hehehehe

Who's on for a double century? [Lights go out, door slams shut] hello? Anyone?

Esra_Star said...

Haha the book wouldn't be a best seller! I'm up for a double ton, even a 150 but sadly Stani we've even scared off Bon's. It's you, me & the anonymous brigade. Quick mention something about Graeme Smith ;o)

Ella said...

Have they resolved the problem of Smith'sexuality yet?

Stani Army said...

I think it would fly off the shelf Es! All my hard work...how can you put it down like that :o(

Ella,
Yes, they bought him one of those kids toys to tell him how square pegs don't go in round holes. To teach him some basic logic and common sense.

Esra_Star said...

Your hard work? I've been educating you on Australia and pain killer addictions. Don't take all the credit Stani. :oP

Would Graeme fit in any hole at the moment? He's rather tubby...

The Ashes start in two days & I am so unexcited. How can such an event be so disapointing before it's even begun?

Megan said...

I'm excited about the Ashes. I love KP. Where's Amy? Smith had a girl with him at the awards. Was she a plant or something?

Dawid said...

Smith would have had the girl to stave off all the rumours. Amy outed him on twitter.

Stani Army said...

Es,
I would have mentioned you in my award acceptance speech when Ames comes back and presents me with the Amy S 100 Comments plaque. That's not taking all the credit is it?

Smith would only fit in a black hole in space Es.....just.

No guys! Smith's man's a cross dresser...didn't I mention this? Must have slipped my mind. This is what Megan saw.

In fact, when I first saw him...her....it, I thought "ah yeah, little ripper", but then I saw a big bulge in a place it shouldn't have been. I took a closer look and it start moving around so I was definitely sure of what it was; an Adam's apple.

J said...

He wasn't with a girl. Is Amy back for the Ashes??

Esra_Star said...

Wait Smith took Ishant Sharma to the CSA awards?

Stani I apologise, apparently the world doesn't revolve around me so I'd accept a mention in your speech. I may even mention you when Amy gives me a plaque for the 200th comment!

Stani Army said...

We all hope she's back J. Life without Amy is like a blunt pencil.....pointless. We miss you Ames, come and errrrm.... put the lead back in our stick.

Es,
I didn't want to say it but yes, it is Ishant Sharma.

And don't worry pumpkin, you can have the 200th comment, but you'll have to be ready or someone might take it when we get close. I may not be able to save you because I'll probably be all old and wrinkly by then and my reaction times would probably suffer.

Dawid said...

I would have thought she would have returned for the clashes for the Ashes.

Esra_Star said...

Hmmm Stani my love, your analogy to Amy & a pencil lead didn't sound correct! It's a little disturbing...

I do hope Amy is ok though, she's been gone a while :(

Stani Army said...

Dawid, that was terrible. I'll book you in for a double session.

Sorry Es, I could have only meant it in the best way of course.....as you well know. I used to work in a stationery store...really. There was a phase in my life where all my jokes were stationary related. Sometimes I dip back into them.

I reckon the governments clocked on to her having this blog. The fact the she also mentioned Rudd on here too would have increased the likelihood of them detecting it.

She has a government job so they definitely would have checked out Ames' background. They probably told her that she has to stop. I'm being serious.

(Cough once if I'm right, twice if I'm wrong Ames...or something)

Esra_Star said...

Stani, I understand my cherub. Once I started my new job & had to order stationery in I became OCD about brands & funky new designs. Still learning the stationery humour. Bear with me as I have a dirty mind & that kicks in first!

K Rudd's lured Amy in to a dream job & clearly locked her in a dungeon (which in reality could be anywhere in Canberra - the place is a hole)! Shall I go on a road trip & demand K Rudd give us Amy back?

Anonymous said...

I've been following Amy for a while now and although I love AB De Villiers I LOVE her AB bashings..they are so creative and entertaining! Which is why I am pleading one of you to start a search for her...the last time we heard from her she was seriously ill...and I am really really worried!

Anyway, I've been thinking of contributing to this is Graeme Smith Gay Saga for a while now and during my research I stumbled on this..here's a video from AB De Villiers' website:
http://abdevilliers.com/videos.asp?id=4497

If you listen carefully, I think Graeme Smith calls him his 'monkey' and then asks him how he is looking to which AB replies 'hot'. THEN, AB tells him that he will be keeping this video when he misses him in India and look at his face at night.

If he has converted my AB, I will be shattered....!!!!

The MG said...

Anonymous, what a gem!

Although I think it's more like AB's converted Graeme (and nearly everyone else he's played with - see Farveez Maharoof).

Awww...A tender AB/Graeme moment. Where are the tissues? :P

Cricketchick said...

that's solved it once and for all, Graeme is as camp as a row of tents. Amy surely will be on board for the Ashes.

Anonymous said...

Hey all there is also a vid from AB's site where AB ruffle's Smith's hair and calls him Captain my Captain.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, sketchy very sketchy.

Although, could be possible that this is a temporary thing since they are both single and lonely?? That is what I am hoping for!!

P.S: same Anon that posted the tender video between Graeme & AB.

boncam said...

LOL Stani & Esra you guys crack me up. In that vid GS didnt say 'monkey' he called AB 'maatjie' which means friend (go look it up) *so does that mean AB is the actual gay one? ...;) Could we have this all wrong? *Is he hiding behind his faith... Love the 'Captain, my Captain' part though. It's just Saffer English, were crazy and odd, I know. (AB, I am only kidding, I know you read Amy's blog, I am your biggest fan, love you more than Smithy!)

Where is that crazy Amy S? I want to share my ROFL pics with her...(Es I have already shown you them so don't worry)

Esra_Star said...

Bon! My favourite little Saffa has returned. :) Good on you and your Afrikaans to save the rumours. My computer won't allow me to watch the AB video collection, I assume it's protecting me!

boncam said...

Its protected against all evil and unholy people.Mhu ha ha ha ha (thats my evil laugh BTW)

If you are using Firefox then you will need to download the Media Player add on.

I have to start defending 'My Captain'. Its only nice when I take the piss at him...;)

I do like the sound of a gay Smith.. Making jokes is fine but when its official all this jokes will have to stop. Discrimination will not be dealt with. So lets hope he never comes out.

Cant you guys think of other players who might be gay..Stani will hate me for this..*Umar Gul looks very feminine, Stuart Broad, what about Bracken, eh?

Cricketchick said...

I reckon Broad looks sus but I know he had a recent g/f who was a former Miss England.

I think Smith looks effeminate and even if he didn't say monkey, AB was still talking about him being the best looking guy or something and how he'd treasure his picture. All very sus. I wonder if Smith has come out or I to put it another way whether his teammates know about his sexuality.

fordaluvofMorne said...

Bon teach me Saffa lingo...I bought a book but got no where :(

Smith is too hairy to be gay... and his fashion sense is way too blokey don’t you think?

AB… well my gaydar goes into overdrive whenever I see him! I think he has a crush on my Morne!

Still love ab though…

Where is Amy?

boncam said...

Sure thing you Morne-lover. Try buying some Afrikaans DVD's and put the subtitles on, I hear that helps. Or move to SA, being in the country of origin can also be quite handy.

Darn it, Broad looks like a little annoying punk. Gul looks like a ponce. Bracken must be a hermaphrodite.

Sean said...

Amy who? I think AB, Smith and Morne are all a little bit gay. Is SA the gay team? Aussies seem a tough, manly lot except for Clarke.

Stani Army said...

Bon,
Where the hell have you been ha? Love the evil laugh....but you gotta stop picking on Gully. Gay men don't bowl 90 mph reverse swinging yorkers.

Anonymous,
Is it not "infected" rather than "converted"?

Es,
Worry not, dirty minds are ok as long as they don't lead to dirty actions (it's ok with ones own spouse though).....and we all have a bit of OCD in us; say the experts.

You need to launch some kind of campaign to find Ames Es. You're the closest out of all of us.

I'm being serious here, I hope Ames hasn't got H1N1. She did say she was ill so they may have sent for tests which she was waiting on. Her absence may be because she has been put into isolation until she is better. What ever it is, I hope she gets better soon. The fact that the Ashes has started and she's not back, means it's something serious. Someone must know her personally.

Esra_Star said...

Stani I may be the closest but I'm still 2 or 3 states away (depending if she's in Sydney or Canberra). Plus I may look like a crazy woman if I approach K Rudd demanding the return of Amy S - Cricket blog genius.

Is the H number disease thingy Pig flu? Because I'd imagine if Amy was in isolation for that she'd be non stop blogging, twittering & generally mocking the fact that the Aussies picked fucking Hauritz for the first Ashes test.

Hmmm I am worried for Amy (& also for the Ashes, because we picked Hauritz. Fuck me dead Aussie selectors, really we didn't need Clark or to win!)

boncam said...

Sean, I don't know you but guess what, I don't like you.... ;)

You call your Aussies tough. I am ROFL with ROFL! Bracken is such a pansy.

I couldn't care less if all the Proteas went gay. As long as they perform then I'm happy.

Es, WTF is going on? Where is our hobbit? I was looking forward to the Ashes, had my Frodo costume on and everything...

Stani, you never know, Gul might just surprise you. There is a man in every team I pick on. He is my Pak victim.

Stani Army said...

Es,
This is the thing with these bloody hidden identities....no one knows who anyone is. When something goes wrong, that's it.

Yes, it's swine influenza. I hope she aint got it. Do hospitals have internet connection?

You like No-e-Clark? He should be playing in my opinion.

Bon,
You chicken! why don't you pick on Afridi?

....and Gul won't surprise me, I wear iron, pad-locked underpants.... if that is the kind of surprise you were talking about.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clearing that up Bon. That monkey bit disturbed me specially. I too am a die hard SA fan and like most SA fans have mixed feelings about Graeme :P. Not because of his alleged homosexuality but his initial stubbornness and stupidity...but that's for another day.

And someone should just offer Stuart Broad a High School Musical movie and get him off the pitch!!

boncam said...

Nice one, Anon.

No Stani! Afridi has super cool hair. Why don't you like him?

Johan said...

Yeah Amy seems to have deserted her blog. I too think Smith is pretty dumb but I don't dislike him because he's gay more because he's stupid AND fat.

AB is grouse though.

And I think SA should swap Smith with KP and have a much more worthy player than Smith as KP is wonderful and such a great player. He is at least twice as good as Smith who fails when it counts. KP is wonderful under pressure. Smith has never faced the pressure of the Ashes yet look how well KP does in them. He's amazing.I post this first time.

Esra_Star said...

Johan, if the choice was Smith or KP. I'd have to fat one anyday!

Bon, I know! Where was the hobbit? Obviously too good to play in the B grade Ashes of '09.

Stani, I am pretty sure most hospitals have internet in some form. Unfortunately most of my recent visits have involved too many drugs & I've had no need to check the net connections.

I like Stuey Clark, he's a great cricketer and seems like a nice bloke. He should have been playing rather than Hauritz. Bloody hell the ranga would have been more useful than friggin Hauritz!

fordaluvofMorne said...

Bon... Thanks for the tip...I have invested in a CD titled "teach your self Afrikaans"

Hopefully Morne will be impressed by my dedication!

What the f*** was KP thinking?? OMG people are actually starting to think Hauritz has talent! nooo

yes Afridi has awesome hair... I wonder what product he uses?

fordaluvofMorne said...

Bon... Thanks for the tip...I have invested in a CD titled "teach your self Afrikaans"

Hopefully Morne will be impressed by my dedication!

What the f*** was KP thinking?? OMG people are actually starting to think Hauritz has talent! nooo

yes Afridi has awesome hair... I wonder what product he uses?

boncam said...

Johan, I like Smith more, but KP is a better player. There's a lot of talent in SA. We can do without Smithy. Amla, Prince... I wont mind seeing him go, I prefer Botha as captain in any case.

Morne-lover, if you need any help just email me. I don't mind. Snorkel will be impressed, but I am sure he wont mind, as long as you understand his English then he will be cool.

Cover point said...

Good idea Boncam, time for Smith to call time on his career, he's not much of a player and seems to hold SA back. Imagine if they still had Hansie and then Botha replaced him as captain. Smith will go down as one of SA's more clueless skippers. And the fact that he's fat and doesn't have a girl on his arm ever detracts from his position of power.

I agree with Morne lover, he is the most aesthetically pleasing of the SA players but seems timid.

Anonymous said...

Morne rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dawid said...

Morne is a popular boy. I agree with Boncam and co. about getting rid of Smith though. Fire him and install Botha immediately. And of course as has been mentioned, Hansie is non pareil. Smith must get embarrassed at what he's done to SA cricket with his inability to think on the field and the poor direction he has taken them to, especially in big tournaments.

Anonymous said...

I think Amy interpreted Smith's character well with her twitter impersonation of him. He's all about himself and what he can get out of everything. Not a team player at all. Is AB one of the few players in cricket that nobody ever says a bad word about?

J said...

Smith is due to have his diary released late this month, as far as I can ascertain, his first book. Will he come clean then?

Esra_Star said...

Amy is alive. We have a tweet! :)

Stani Army said...

Thanks Es. It was a strange message though.maybe she just doesn't love us any more.

Esra_Star said...

How could anyone not love us Stani? :(

Anonymous said...

Is she following the Ashes?

Esra_Star said...

woooo 150! Winner!!!

boncam said...

Anon (thats the last one who commented) Amy, Es & Richie hates AB.

Yay! My 'Botha for Captain' propaganda is working! The only reasson Smithy looked good as captain recently was cause Botha was at his side as vice-cap.

Can I just make this clear. I don't hate Smith. The only Saffer I dislike is Jakes.

Stani Army said...

I just asked my mum Es. She said: "If I can hate you, then pretty much anyone can".

Do you think she was joking Es?

By the way, I just checked the replay and your 150 contained a short run. You didn't slide your bat in Es! We'll have to give the 150 to Bon.

boncam said...

Yeah! In your face, Aussie bee-atch!....;)

Esra_Star said...

Stani your mum is mean! Please don't tell her about me, life is good. ;0)

I see you & Bon have conspired to take my 150 from me. NEVER! I lurked long & hard around here to get that. You're just jealous I'm an Aussie biatch. :P

Toodaloo mothafuckers :o) *Es grabs 150 trophy & bolts for the door*

Stani Army said...

Bon, how could you? There's ladies in the room....actually, seeing what Es has followed up with, please, help yourself.

...and she may be an Aussie b****h, but she's my Aussie b****h.

Actually guys, the match referee has since reviewed your comments and has decided to confiscate the 150 trophy and cheque, and give it to the next closest, me. Sorry. It was because of your unsporting behaviour and bad language.

(Lucky I locked that door you tried running out of init Es?)

Next up, the double century! Mine, all mine!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why do people dislike Jakes? He's a very great player compared with Smith.

boncam said...

Stan, you can't be the referee and take part.

Anon, the same reason I don't like Smithy. Kallis is arrogant. It's my gut telling me that I will never like him.

Anonymous said...

Another twitter from Amy..GET WELL SOON!! Meanwhile we will keep the blog alive :D

Esra_Star said...

Stani seeing as we appear to be locked in the same room with a trophy each I say we battle. Winner takes both trophies & then goes on to claim the double ton!

Get well soon Amy!

Sandeep said...

I dont like Smith or Kallis either and both are arrogant but at least I think that Kallis is a great player while Smith is a poor cricketer. I think Kallis has a stunning girlfriend who is a lot more attractive than him but they now say that Smith is gay so what sort of guy will he end up with nobody knows because he is fat and this must narrow the field but I wonder if he would be prepared to take a guy to the function like they had last week which I would doubt because they reckon we are more liberated today but there are still people who are funny about these things and I cant remember any other player to say he is gay which means it is not the expected and accepted thing but anyway he has an elbow injury which means he might not play for a while and Botha or Kallis might take over as captain but I much prefer Botha because I think Kallis is overated as captain but Botha should become next captain of SA.

boncam said...

Thats the spirit, Sandeep. Keep the 'Botha for captain' propaganda flowing. Sure, Kallis is playing better than Smithy but who isnt? I like Smithy more because he just might be the first gay cricketer and captain if I may add. Kallis is my SA player I pick on. Like I said I have one for each team.

Es, I won. You cant take it awy from me. The ref is a biast Stani. You all have it in for this little Saffer. I am protesting.

ALBIE MORKEL said...

I declare Boncam as the winner of the 150th comment.

Esra_Star said...

Bon, don't pull the favourite saffa card on me! Just because it's true doesn't mean you get my trophy.

I do love that Stani called me a lady though, that is a first. My mother would be proud.

J said...

Has Smithy cashed in on the pink $ yet? Or should I say rand?

fordaluvofMorne said...

yuck Ponting scored a hundred and is about to reach 150! this is digusting I'm going to go have a shower!

Bon you own the 150... Albie Morkel has spoken.

YAY FOR JiMmY.

Glad Amy is alive and kicking!

boncam said...

To all Aussies
Why are your Test Uniforms not as white as the Pommies'? I am just curious.

Yes Albie has spoken. (It helps when you have him on speed dial)

Morne-lover I send you a msg on Twitter, I hope you like it.

Stani, you still havent answered my question. Why don't you like Afridi?

Es, I will be a gentleman (like all Saffers) and let you take the trophy.

fordaluvofMorne said...

Bon thank you so much... did you make it? It is fabulous and it's now my wallpaper!

As for the uniforms... we have crappy bleach here in Aus!

Extra Cover said...

Punter batted well. What a guy. What a captain. Hey you Saffers are jealous of him I can really tell. And at least our skipper is straight, unlike your bent one who can't bat and he's not a real man.

boncam said...

I did. I need to make a Boucher one for Esra.

We're not jealous. We pretend that Botha is captain. We have other players to be proud of. There is only one ROFL!

Extra Cover said...

ROFL's not a patch on Punter. Eat your heart out Saffas, you produce limp-wristed simpletons like Smith while we have real men who can bat under pressure.

boncam said...

And you produce hermaphrodites like Bracken.

Esra_Star said...

Wow Bon with a zinger!

I'm a die hard Aussie fan, but I don't like Punter. Does this make me unaustralian? But each to their own. For the record I'd steal ROFL for Oz anyday!

Oh & Bon, I loved the McCullum one but a Bouch one would have you in my good books forever!

boncam said...

I found GS' manboobs..... kill me now..... :O
http://tinyurl.com/lk6c3j

Es, I cant find a nice Bouch pic, don't want it too small.
I have nothing against Punter.

Anonymous said...

My goodness that picture, how can SA put an effeminate guy like him in charge of their team? Is he double D? What a disgrace. Not too many fatter have played the glorious old game of cricket.

Anonymous said...

Oz looking good for a big lead here.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else think that Hussey is struggling?

Stani Army said...

Es, just being locked in a room with you is enough for me ;o)

...and why don't more people call you a lady Es? I'm worried now.

Bon, I don't dislike Afridi. I was just wondering why you didn't pick on him rather than Gul. Scared?.....or didn't you wanna spoil his hair?

boncam said...

Oooo... I am shaking... ;)
I bet Afridi's hair has supernatural powers.

Esra_Star said...

No worries Bon. How about an evil ROFL one? haha

Stani, my sweetness what happened to your heatwave? There's a bloody rain delay in the cricket!

The reason the word lady & I aren't together too much is because being polite & ladylike isn't much fun. I'm a bogan (go check your Aussie to British dictionary if you need clarification). :op Or think Ladette but with a little more clash....

Stani Army said...

You're just lucky you're in Soufrica Bon.

Es, perfect! I'll make the wedding arrangements.

I'm in England Es, not Wales!.....London to Cardiff is a bit of a distance. It's hot and humid here in London. Just sitting still makes you work up a sweat and me being the finely tuned fit as a fiddle machine that I am, a sweat is the last thing I need to work up.

boncam said...

Stan the reason your so hot is because London's on fire, mate. Look out the window.

Es, thanks. I'm thinking bout posting some wallpapers on my blog. Will start this weekend. If you have a request let me know.

boncam said...

What did I tell you? Hmmm? Broad is a fairy.

http://tinyurl.com/njv4dn

Anonymous said...

HAHA. Good one Bon. I'm all for starting a campaign to find a gay cricketer that isn't South African. I'd say the Pommies have the most prospects of winning this one what with them being eager to pose naked with each other...just look at the smiles on their faces!! And am I crazy or do they have a shit load of makeup on?
http://thevillagecricketer.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cosmocentrefold1.jpg

fordaluvofMorne said...

ha ha Bon love the fairy pic! Pink is so his colour!

Anon-That was not a good picture to see in the morning... WTF were they thinking??

Binga and pup should top the gay list!

Anonymous said...

Morne-lover, I think they were thinking that they are hot and people would actually enjoy seeing them naked. I am specially appalled by the fact that pre-puberty boy Broad seems to be holding the bat that says BOSS on it. They are really trying very hard to prove that he isn't a teenager aren't they?

I miss Amy :(

Esra_Star said...

Bon you're a creative genius.

Anon, why must you find a gay cricketer? Do you have this obsession with every sport? I like the gays & have plenty as friends but I thought sport was about talent, not what side you batted for...

Stani, I'll find my best outfit. Please don't tell Mummy Stani, she scares me!

Aren't you all on the same island? haha. Yuck I hate humid weather. And don't worry Stani, a bit of sweat can look rather hot on some people ;O)

Anonymous said...

Haha. Don't get me wrong Es. I don't have this obsession with every sport and I too have plenty of gay friends whom I love. I was just going with Bon's attempt to find other gays in cricket. Even if we did manage to out one, I would not discriminate because you are right, sports has nothing to do with what side they are batting on. But don't you find it a little bit fishy that cricket seems to be untouched by gays? If it's peer pressure that is forcing them to stay in the closet, then that is just sad. I for one would like to believe that we live in a much more tolerant society than that!

This is getting a little heavy. Can I come to your wedding with Stani? :D

Stani Army said...

I'm afraid guys (that IS meant to be a "u"...g.u.y.s), cricket is all about which side you bat for....otherwise you'd be accused of match fixing.

Es, mums not that scary. She's a lovely cook though...you like "Indian" food?

Very good Bon!

Anonymous, I will send you an invite but this will mean you'd have to reveal your name. Bummer hey?

Anonymous said...

I know Smith seems to have been outed but have any other cricketers? I agree some other sports like tennis seem to have confirmed gays but not cricket so much.

Megan said...

Curse the rain in Cardiff. Shocking venue for a test. I think Broad looks as gay as Smith.

Anonymous said...

Back on the topic of the thread Albie Morkel, his wife looked pregnant in the recent photos I saw. Could be another Morkel in years to come if it is a boy.

Anonymous said...

Nope, not at all Stan. I will reveal my name soon...all in good time :)

Is the wedding happening in Australia or England?

Anonymous said...

Anon- it is a boy and it's due in December. I believe Amy did a post on that.

Could explain why Albie was out of form :P.

Anonymous said...

Albie's baby is due in December.

Anonymous said...

thanks for that, they must have done a scan already

Anonymous said...

Broad is a good get, looks like a baby all soft and girly. If KP didn't have a wife I'd add him to the gay files. He and Smith have the most girly voices in world cricket.

Anonymous said...

Whatever Broad is he is overrated as a bowler.

Anonymous said...

I forgot to mention that the Windies second stringers are doing ok against Banglas.

Anonymous said...

Oh and also forgot to mention that that test has been horribly affected by rain.

Anonymous said...

Oh I agree. Not that England ever had decent fast bowlers.

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