Today I am going to set aside a good five minutes to laugh at India.
I will then laugh at Dhoni for an extra special reserved period of time.
Then I will bake a cake, for reasons to be explained later in this post.
Next, I will watch Jacques Kallis get out for a duck, followed by another duck from die AB.
After this, I will watch Albie Morkel hit the ball out of the fucking park and pillage the same Windies that beat the '07 champions.
As I am doing this, I will cry tears of joy and blow out the candles on the cake, all 28 of them. I will say "ya did well, kid" to the television as Albie goes on to make a half century.
Then I will watch New Zealand destroy Pakistan.
All in a day's work.
Old Blue Eyes
8 hours ago