Monday 15 June 2009

You have to take Albie to lunch

Finding a few minutes to make this post. I will talk LATER.

Apparently there is a list in South Africa - the the Mail & Guardian’s list of the 300 young South Africans you have to take to lunch. And while I don't particularly know how influential or important this list is (although it does seem to have considerable weight), I will say that Albie Morkel is on the list.

Success! It's only a matter of time before he takes over the world. According to SuperSport, there are seven other cricketers who it on there, being Graeme Smith, JP Duminy, Morne Morkel, Johan Botha, Wayne Parnell, Dale Steyn and Imraan Khan.

Guess who's not on the list? Yes, it's die AB. Guess you don't have to take him to lunch. Hahahahaha, deal with that, you humble bastard.

All is not well for Albie, however, as die AB has seduced Mickey Arthur and turned him against Albie. It's true, he's bitching to Neil Manthorp about it:
Albie Morkel ranks amongst the world's best match-winning batsmen, but is his bowling a problem...? "Yes," says Mickey Arthur. "We have been trying to define his role for a year or more. Is he a frontline all-rounder or is he a batsman who can bowl a few overs? It's very important to the balance of the side that he shows his hand, one way or the other. Either Morkel bats at six and bowls as the "sixth or seventh" bowler, or he "bats at seven or eight and bowls - properly."

FUCK YOU, MICKEY ARTHUR. FUCK YOU. Okay, there's truth in that. Albie needs to work on the bowling or make it a part-time thing. But when someone whose name is "Mickey" (which is ten times more ridiculous than Albie, okay?) says shit like this, his secret relationship with die AB deserves to be called out on.

Well, at least Albie is currently the more successful brother. I don't think Morne has existed since he was swapped with Albie on the Test team in March.

69 comments:

Esra_Star said...

Woohoo! See Amy, you're taking over the world. You've demoted AB from a lunch date, got Albs in, & had Morne dropped. Now to move onto putting Mickey back in his box.

Unknown said...

Great group. Apparently the Morkels & Botha are the life of any party. They should get Smithy drunk, he might just tell us the truth.

Amy said...

Esra, I'm slowly but authoritatively brainwashing people into an anti-AB stance. It feels good.

Boncam, of course you'd say Botha is the life of the party. Does he do cool tricks for them with his mutated arm?

Unknown said...

How dare you make fun of the disabled?

Silly point said...

Mickey can be too honest at times, he revealed that Morne is an intense boy. And I think it's time we got Smith to come out of the closet. Get him drunk Amy.

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Amy to get the truth out of Smith as he might come on to the guys.

Anonymous said...

Smith getting up close and personal with Albie here.

http://www.galloimages.co.za/fotoweb/MainPreviewnew.fwx?SF_FIELD2=&mode=Sport&SF_FIELD1=graeme and smith and albie and morkel&position=1&archiveType=ImageFolder&sorting=ModifiedTimeAsc&search=graeme and smith and albie and morkel&fileId=3E7E6BCEEF6A04624E4463B92D8587C062759AA03ED10AF87A69F94CDCC4C2C7A638EB7DB9C2159E2131BC57CB24AB04FEC5C2E637AF53C8681FEC6524854AE5232AE1EE514A1E616B93E8D735450EA1F66DB12298003C4D66CEEADF42ADA91ACF306A390B29D8C828BE3877B4BB7AA0E3E0A3F4CEB8A9E789C4FF66C3294240&CatId=&EventSubCat=

Amy said...

SP, what if I don't really care whether he's gay or not?

Anon, so what were his relationships with women all about?

Anon, luckily, the link doesn't seem to work.

Unknown said...

I bet if you were Smithy you'd also throw yourself on Albie. I met a Duminy look-a-like today. The sweetest guy ever with an adorable smile.

Amy said...

Which one? The real man or the lookalike?

Ella said...

When did you find out Smith was gay Amy?

Amy said...

I didn't?

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