Michael Clarke doesn't want to captain in his lifetime. Idiot. He'd rather be the perpetual vice-captain:
Ricky Ponting has suffered a small blow to his hand which apparently saw
He also later "apologetically declined to shake a journalists' hand, indicating the strapping round his arm." Everyone knows he just didn't want to get British germs, after being told by Brett Lee that they were all carrying the swine flu, the English being immune to it themselves after spending centuries in close contact with pigs. Very close contact.
Look at that fake concern on Brett's face.
Brad Haddin thinks this current team can "leave their mark as an Australian team". If he keeps edging his gloves in front of the stumps to claim stumpings, they sure will.
And Mitchell Johnson wants to bat in the top 6 as a batting all-rounder.