Saturday, 23 May 2009

Mike Hussey returns to the IPL, for real this time

All those times I lied about him coming back, I was just fucking with you bastards. This time it's real and it's serious: Mike Hussey is back in the tournament for its conclusion. I don't know why at all. It's a bit of an idiotic thing to do. Maybe he senses his end is near or something, smelling death. If that's true, it'd be disappointing he gave up so quickly, because why would you back out of the tournament only to return for the [possible] last match?

Doesn't matter. Chennai will win today. I think. Bangalore aren't that great, they just have a lot of saffas, who Albie will hopefully dropkick out of the stadium. Hopefully, my dears. Hopefully.

14 comments:

Esra_Star said...

What a waste with Hussey in the side.

I'm stuck cos I like Albs and watching Hayden go postal. But RCB has Bouch, ROFL and Kumble. Hmmm... I may have to back RCB.

raj said...

Well, not so sure Amy. Prepare for an early exit today. And probabyl you wont have enough enthu to watch the DC vs RCB finals so today might be your last IPL 09 match. Enjoy it while it lasts

Amy said...

Esra, I understand your loyalties lie with Boucher. Too bad he's going to lose to Albie's team. Imagine his sledging slowly growing more and more pathetic until all he has left is "Your wife's going to have a baby girl you fucker!!!" Yes. Be prepared.

Raj, dream on, dude. Haydos will flex his muscle and Albie will follow suit. If Dhoni can be pried away from his designer clothes, he will do the same.

boncam said...

Albie better get Kallis' wicket & Hussey can by all means knock Kallis into the parking lot. Sadly Roelfie & Bouchie are playing for the wrong team.

Amy said...

Frankly, anyone can knock Kallis into the parking lot as far as I'm concerned.

Although I just realised today Janine Kallis will be cheering for the wrong team. Expect Siva to approach her midway through the game and make a point of asking her about it.

Esra_Star said...

Janine vs Jacques is a showdown worthy of a semi final. She must love her job!

Oh and I hate to use LOL but your Bouch sledging comments truly crack me up. It's not his strong point, but at least Jacques has outdone him this IPL in sledging his fellow Saffas.

Amy said...

What would you say Kallis' strong point is? Haha.

Q said...

Chennai will lose today.

boncam said...

Kallis' strongpoint....
being rotund.

Esra_Star said...

Kallis' strong point is somehow scoring a hot chick when you are a zombie.

By the way Amy I just saw an ad on One for the IPL Final tonight between Delhi Daredevils and Chennai. An amusing fuck up but maybe a good omen for my RCB?

Amy said...

Q, don't... please.

Esra, I saw that one too. Had a good laugh about it, and considered sending the clip to AB just to rub it in his face.

Q said...

don't please what? :-)

Amy said...

Say they'll lose, because then they will. Haha.

Q said...

Haha.. u watching wat they're doing right?