"I have skin problems in the groin... a doctor advised me a week's rest, so I will miss the conditioning camp starting from Thursday."
What the fuck, oh god, save me from Shoaib Akhtar and other such disturbing personal information about him.
Skin problems of the groin. WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATKILLMENOW.
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What a disgusting entry!
Not recommended for people under 18.
This is what happens when you share your crotch guard with Shahid Afridi...
What kind of conditioning is he going to get ? Imagine that poor sods hands after conditioning Shaoib.
12th, I should have issued a warning in advance. What would happen if a poor young 13 y.o. cricket-loving child chanced by this post? I'm afraid I would have crushed their spirit for life.
Prabu, what's funnier is that the rest of Pakistan's bowlers have snuck out the very same box and used it themselves in an attempt to steal Afridi's success. Expect a spate of "groin skin problems" from Pakistan in the next few days.
Damith, you've scarred me irreparably.
Hopefully it doesn't spread like Swine Flu. Else it would be difficult for the healthcare people stationed in the airports.
If the players are anywhere near the sleazebags they claim to be, it's too late to stop it now.
If Graeme Smith gets it then the whole SA teams gets it within 2 days....
Nasty. Graeme is nasty, that is. Nasty with all the other players.
Where did he say that?
Well the story is that the Pakistan team have a 6 day training camp being held up in a mountain resort - to be in a cooler climate instead of the warm conditions of Lahore and Karachi..
Shoaib was there on say 1, which was Monday with the camp due to start on Tuesday (not thursday).. but he broke down with some rashes - some said chicken pox, some said small pox, some said measles.. it was diagnosed later with Im not sure what but the doctors said it was contagious, hence they sent him into quarantine and back home to Islamabad.
He told some reporters it. I don't know who, but I did scour for that piece of info through the article so I'd know when he'd said it. It must have been to an individual reporter or at a conference of sorts.
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