Saturday, 30 May 2009

The Beginning of Shoaib's Genital Woes

You were all trying to forget about it, I know. But an interesting revelation threatens to reveal all about the origin of Shoaib Akhtar's genital warts.

Pause for puke. And then onward:

Don't tell me you didn't notice it too.

The end.

17 comments:

Stani Army said...

I don't understand Amy. I think it may be something to do with my innocence.

Could you put the picture in words for me?

Amy said...

Fuck no.

Fark said...

HAHAHA!!

You wouldn't believe it, I was composing a post about exactly this topic - with even more DAMNING photos, but I happened to visit here first! So that goes into the backburner! :-))

Stani Army said...

What? It's not like I asked for a demonstration.

Honestly!

Guess I'll just have to go ask my parents. I'll let you know what they say. You can tell me if they were telling me the truth or not.

K said...

it's a very, very old joke now amy.
every indian blogger in the blogosphere has used this photo for comic purposes in the past 1 year. this time you arrived a bit too late.

Q said...

Some delayed reaction that... It takes a year for genital warts to take effect? Didn't know that :-)

Amy said...

Fark, why not write it anyway?

Stani, they'll just tell you he got genital warts from under the cabbage patch.

K, I do know that. I've used it before myself. But we didn't know about Shoaib's problem then, did we?

Q, he's had it for a while but the PCB have never been bitchy enough to tell the entire world. I swear it made news in the weirdest places here, including a Sunday night chat show which normally doesn't concern itself with cricket.

Stani Army said...

Ames,they said "he got them from under the cabbage patch". Can you tell me what that means?

Also, the guy who took that picture told me that SRK was seen leaving a hotel with Albie Morkel just before the picture was taken. I'm not sure what he was getting at....of course.

Amy said...

Don't say it, please don't. That is truly the most horrifying thought ever.

And the cabbage patch thing is referring to the answer parents give kids who ask "where do babies come from?". The reply is "from under the cabbage patch". In the same way, if you asked your parents what genital warts are, you'd get the same response.

Fark said...

I'm strongly considering it, but I think I might gross it out a little too much!

K said...

actually, that was my first reaction as well. 'i can't believe she has not used this pic already.'
fark, why not still write the article? we live in the era of korean movies man. nothing can be too grose. but someone posted the link to the wikipedia article on this blog. i literally puked. i had nightmares for 2 days thereafter. whoever posted that link, go hand yourself!!!!

Amy said...

The wikipedia article on genital warts?

Stani Army said...

What's a cabbage patch Ames?

I was always told that babies came from the hospital.

Amy said...

Yes, well, you and your progressive parents. It's just an expression, like the one about the stork bringing the baby. A way for parents to avoid giving the birds and the bees talk to infants.

Stani Army said...

What's the birds and the bees Ames? Can you tell me?

(DON'T READ AMY - She will now tell me to F**k off)

Amy said...

Fuck off.

Stani Army said...

You read it didn't you? You...you... reader!