Sunday, 17 May 2009

Holy shit

Holy fucking shit.

Irfan Pathan does it. The top bloke does it after a horror over from Mota.

11 needed off the over, Rohit Sharma at the crease. A wide. Two wickets.

And Irfan Pathan delivers, at times trying to steal the King Kong title from his brother.

Preity Zinta is going mad. And the top bloke does it.

18 comments:

12th Man said...

There still will be some competition for the semi final spot. 4 teams are competing for three places.

I wrote the blog thinking Punjab will lose today. I have to edit it now before it gets published in ten minutes time.

madiha said...

i cant wait to c my AB baby play....he and bouch r my top fav's

Sam said...

Ab fired with 79 off 55 balls. did you see Roy's dismissal? you think he was out? i think he was.

madiha said...

im proud of my ab baby......

Mountainous Pathans said...

AB and Delhi will choke again in the semi final, has no one noticed that Dinesh 'worse keeper than Partiv' Karthik has been bailing them out repeatedly? Sorry but that will not last. It will again be a Chennai/Rajasthan final.

Amy said...

Of all the teams in the competition, I'd say Delhi have the least chance of choking badly enough to lose them the game. They may choke at times, yes, but mostly they recover with the help of our good Samaritan.

David B. said...

AB was stellar again. WAG!!! What about Smith though? - the Proteas captain must be just about the worst and fattest batsman in international cricket atm. Time he hung up the boots. Old age has caught up with him. The only guts he displays as the one around his midriff. Piss out of cricket Graeme you piece of rubbish.

Anonymous said...

AB rocks, Smith is excrement.

Jason said...

You can tell by Smith's body language that he's over cricket. I think the rumour is that he'll retire soon. He'll probably have a heart attack within years anyway given the condition he's in. You have to feel for South Africa having a captain as fucking ordinary as that.

Anonymous said...

Amy's hinted at the fact that Smith's gay. He' lusting after the players and can't focus. That's his problem.

Amy said...

Well, if he burned off a few tires around his waist I'm sure he'd be doing a heck of a lot better playing cricket.

Harsh critic said...

Time for Smith to lose weight or retire. No wonder he's such a failure, he's too fat. Amy I think the spelling is tyres. Did you receive a proper education?

Amy said...

It is, my dear. But you can't blame me for that typo. I was posting from my phone. Aside from correcting words that don't need correcting, it also has tiny buttons. But thanks for noticing, I was raised by a pack of wolves, yeah.

Annie the cricket fan said...

Pedants. Actually I feel sorry for Smith. What has he got going for him? He has no lips, a shocking physique, no form, is a shit fielder, is as ugly as sin, arguably the ugliest interantional captain ever - and by a street.. He can't get a girlfriend. Or if you believe the rumourmongers, a boyfriend. His players would prefer someone as captain, namely Warnie. He's meant to be as dumb as dogshit and struggles to put two articulate words together when interviewed.

Although in saying this I don't feel sorry for him because he's arrogant. And yet you can see by his litany of faults and shortcomings, he's nothing to boast about.

I suggest Amy you start a rant to find out if he's in fact the most hated world cricketer. I can't remember reading a complimentary thing about him on the net, especially from SA fans.

In complete contrast, AB is their lovechild. Now this guy has everything going for him - brains, looks, the ability to actually perform. He's a ladykiller if you believe the rumours, has been from when he was at school. He can sing, he can play he guitar. He's a great golfer, tennis player. He's has a wonderful body.

What can't he do?

In the Gattaca equation it's amazing how unlucky some can be - Smith -and how lucky others are - AB.

Esra_Star said...

According to another top bloke (Neil Manthorp) last year when SA went to England Smith, Boucher and Kallis copped it for being on the tubby side. Apparently the only one who was motivated by the flack was my man Bouch who managed to lose weight and kick AB's ass in 4 different fitness tests! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it AB.

Annie again said...

AB is such a gun and so gorgeous. Not surprised about Smith though, he's totally unprofessional and has let his country down so often.

Amy said...

Annie, I do believe there are several cricketers more hated than Graeme Smith. He attracts relatively positive comments, I think.

But if this is the same SA public that can adore AB to bits, how can they be trusted in their opinion of Graeme?

Anonymous said...

AB rocks