You cannot even begin to comprehend just how horrifying this is. There is no part of me that doesn't look at this and immediately want to go into hiding in a remote area of South America. It's just beyond sickening to look at these photos of Andre Nel and Albie Morkel FROLICKING in the sea.
Just look at that. Doesn't a small part of your soul die when you look at it?
From one of Albie's earlier tours to New Zealand in March 2004:
I'm just... going to disappear now. That has scarred me for life. Gunther taking advantage of a young Albie. WHAT IS GOING ON?
Born with the ability to dislike Australian cricketers, I may be well on my way to Hell, according to an irate Aussie fan. "why dont u piss off Amy S!!!!!! u dont know about australia!!!! go back to your sh1thole!!!" I have promptly returned to Sydney, where I will spend the rest of my days in hiding. It is a scary job, this blogging.