Just because that's the best pose ever. His masculinity is overwhelming.
Check out the arm, friends. A wanker indeed.
A glorious model for your every need. Even Brett Lee isn't as pretty as that.
So very photogenic, that Ricky.
There's also a shot of Mitchell Johnson with both a replica urn and a cricket ball. How very formidable.
But perhaps the best one of all is our very own Andrew McDonald, who is not important enough to get the replica ashes urn. I laugh hysterically:
I guess even Cricket Australia don't really like him, despite having picked him for the squad.
For now, all I want is for England's players to be subjected to this same cruelty. It's not fair otherwise to divide the torment unequally.