That is the kind of man who ought to be making Graham Onions jokes.
On Tim Bresnan and England's very own stinker:
"I don't known nothing about them, I haven't seen them, not even tasted onion."
Okay, so he could have worked on the execution a bit, but it's pretty snappy for an impromptu effort. Snappy, I like it.
Of course, Gayle has no idea what he's in for with Onions. If you try cutting him down on the field, he'll just make you cry.