Really, truly. If you don't love Kev, there is something seriously wrong with you.
Kevin's stimulus packages have been quite stimulating, apparently. Retail sales growth over 2%. Take that, world. We beat you, thanks to our dear old desire to spend infinite amounts of money.
What does this have to do with cricket, you say? NOTHING.
In other news, I met John Safran today. Dreams do come true, people. I promised to shamelessly plug his shows and him. John Safran is better than Rove McManus, people. Far better. He even tried to get a fatwa placed on Rove on his show John Safran vs. God:
What's more, he endured beatings from Buddhist monks in Japan for YOUR viewing pleasure:
And soon, he will be bursting onto your screens in John Safran's Race Relations.
He even crucified himself (for real, I'm not making any of this shit up). AB would call the mockery of Jesus deplorable, but I call it rather ingenious:
The ICC is shitting their pants right now. They're being upstaged by a bloody Aussie with a ridiculous voice. But that's John for you.