Methinks you protest too much Amy. You're secretly in love with AB, you want to do nasty things with him, you worship him, you adore him.
Why don't you just admit it?
BTW, why isn't he captain of the Proteas? He is a prolific scorer of runs yet their incumbent never seems to make a run. How badly does Smith have to go before the change is made?
Yeah, take the captaincy away from Graeme?? You must be kidding me Anon! He might be one stupid intolerable twat, but dont forget, AB's WORSE! But alas, whatever you are saying is going to be the future anyways. AB has already cast and evil spell upon all his team-mates, and there will be enough backing for him to be the captain :(
I think AB would use the position of power to extend the love saga into a giant saffa love colony. Graeme may share some lovin' but knows when to control his urges.
And the Sri Lankan team would declare undying love for the Proteas (if Maharoof has his way). Ricky Ponting will be working overtime to make sure that cricket stays nasty.
Good to see us winning almost every tight game this season. We missed a few of those last season.
Sehwag said the owners pay them $50,000 every time they win. Hopefully this means AB won't be rested for the coming games and we'll make sure the dabbawalas don't make it to the semis.
Amy, is what Anon #1 said correct? Is all your disgust for AB just a cover for your yearning for him? I don't have an opinion of the guy so its gotten 'curiouser' and 'curiouser' to see the passion he seems to invoke ;)
MG, simply spitting 5 times more often a week will do the trick.
Sam, well well, look who's busy picking the winners.
Indophile, I sympathise greatly.
CCS, I appreciate that you are an AB fan. Nice to keep the balance around here so I don't blow my top. Congratulations on the win.
Outsideedge, I'll have you know I've dived headfirst into the rabbit hole of doubting AB as a person. Goddamn, we have a long history of hating each other and I would never contemplate being in love with him.
Born with the ability to dislike Australian cricketers, I may be well on my way to Hell, according to an irate Aussie fan. "why dont u piss off Amy S!!!!!! u dont know about australia!!!! go back to your sh1thole!!!" I have promptly returned to Sydney, where I will spend the rest of my days in hiding. It is a scary job, this blogging.
12 comments:
Methinks you protest too much Amy. You're secretly in love with AB, you want to do nasty things with him, you worship him, you adore him.
Why don't you just admit it?
BTW, why isn't he captain of the Proteas? He is a prolific scorer of runs yet their incumbent never seems to make a run. How badly does Smith have to go before the change is made?
Anon, Smith is Captain Courageous - don't you know? ;)
I'm with you Amy it would be nice to see AB fail, nothing funnier than destroying AB's humble christian ego.
What is Captain Courageous, some effete title he doesn't deserve????????????????
If AB were captain of the Proteas, they'd have a compulsory Bible reading session before each match. Just to give them that extra bit of luck.
And yes, what on earth is Captain Courageous? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, really I don't.
Yeah, take the captaincy away from Graeme?? You must be kidding me Anon! He might be one stupid intolerable twat, but dont forget, AB's WORSE!
But alas, whatever you are saying is going to be the future anyways. AB has already cast and evil spell upon all his team-mates, and there will be enough backing for him to be the captain :(
I think AB would use the position of power to extend the love saga into a giant saffa love colony. Graeme may share some lovin' but knows when to control his urges.
AB will one day, by some freak of nature, become captain of the saffa team.
And the Sri Lankan team would declare undying love for the Proteas (if Maharoof has his way). Ricky Ponting will be working overtime to make sure that cricket stays nasty.
Delhi all the way around :)
Good to see us winning almost every tight game this season. We missed a few of those last season.
Sehwag said the owners pay them $50,000 every time they win. Hopefully this means AB won't be rested for the coming games and we'll make sure the dabbawalas don't make it to the semis.
Amy, is what Anon #1 said correct? Is all your disgust for AB just a cover for your yearning for him? I don't have an opinion of the guy so its gotten 'curiouser' and 'curiouser' to see the passion he seems to invoke ;)
MG, simply spitting 5 times more often a week will do the trick.
Sam, well well, look who's busy picking the winners.
Indophile, I sympathise greatly.
CCS, I appreciate that you are an AB fan. Nice to keep the balance around here so I don't blow my top. Congratulations on the win.
Outsideedge, I'll have you know I've dived headfirst into the rabbit hole of doubting AB as a person. Goddamn, we have a long history of hating each other and I would never contemplate being in love with him.
Post a Comment