"We were just having a laugh," Broad tells reporters. "Jimmy thought it'd be funny to give the Dutch fellows a win and take it from there."
"Graeme and Kevin were at home blowing up party balloons to celebrate the planned loss to the Netherlands," Colly continues. "Straussy was over too. They were watching the match on telly and having a bit of a laugh."
"That expression on my face?" Stuart is surprised. "Oh, at the end? Which one was it again?" The reporters oblige him.
"Oh, that," Broad says as he views the photograph. "Completely planned."
Beside him, Collingwood nods. "Completely planned. Bring on the Pakistani boys, I say."